Noisy police helicopter over ED spies lost cat eating dog poo on proposed M & S site

[Laddy Muck]

:))

[minder]

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[LiLi23]

wish it would have spotted the pesky fox who ripped apart someone else's garbage in my drive way last night !!

[Mick Mac]

LM that was funny. Even before you added your own smiley

[binary_star]

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[Loz]

Send in the clowns!

[Laddy Muck]

What colour are they?

[Loz]

Dunno. But they'll have your kids, they will.

[Laddy Muck]

Sounds like another case for James Barber.

[Undisputedtruth]

Clever dog.

[FreeB]

Interesting ,

[Frankito]

I just wanna know where the M&S is going to be. Tempted to knock my own house down and build me own. Less hassle..

[minder]

LM - what was the point of your post? Made me feel a bit sick actually.

[FreeB]

Frankito Wrote:

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> I just wanna know where the M&S is going to be.

> Tempted to knock my own house down and build me

> own. Less hassle..

If you have a guest in your house would you still knock down and build a new house

or would you asked them to leave hope they will find acomodation.

I will be helping to the EDF for 4 weeks more if I don't go away.

[Laddy Muck]

minder Wrote:

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> LM - what was the point of your post? Made me

> feel a bit sick actually.

Sorry minder, I didn't mean to make you feel sick. There was no point to the post...it was a spoof of the ED General Issues Section: a bit of tomfoolery, if you like. I was feeling mischievous...it happens...

Hey ho...

[katie1997]

Can I make a genuine complaint to the EDF Helicopter Noise Warning Team? One of the wretched things has just noisily flown past my bedroom window and the foxes are due to start any minute now.

[maxxi]

I shouldn't worry - yes there is one flying low over that way but only to try and trim back some of the hedges, the others are practising formation flying for the opening of the new gym.

[Laddy Muck]

What about the pool? Nothing for the pool? I'm shocked!

[Laddy Muck]

Frankito Wrote:

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> I just wanna know where the M&S is going to be.

> Tempted to knock my own house down and build me

> own. Less hassle..

No need to knock down your own house Frankito...rumour has it that it's going to be at the site of Alleyn School (apparently there is the question over whether or not it is a cuckoo?). Come to think of it, it may not even be an M & S at all...word has just arrived that we may be talking about a Waitrose. What I can guarantee is that it absolutely will not be a Co-op (no food on their shelves).

Hope this helps!

[Frankito]

What a faux pas, Waitrose indeed.. No more slut-walking for you dear.

[Laddy Muck]

*chuckles*

Ah well, there's always life outside the Premiership.

Now, do remember not to run up the stairs (for your own safety).

[maxxi]

That's all very well if you haven't got Olympic tickets and the tubes aren't on strike - make a four/five letter song/word from the past you want to dance to/die to/marry to from that then.

*searches internet for antidote to new strain of smart-arse bot*

[Laddy Muck]

maxxi Wrote:

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> *searches internet for antidote to new strain of

> smart-arse bot*

Have you tried Laura Robson? She might be able to sort something out this afternoon.

[maxxi]

did try - apparently the answer was 'no'

[Frankito]

Shitty dog versus snotty kid WWF-style fighting today Dulwich Park opposite the American Gardens, east-side. Bring your mutts, bring you sprogs and let's have a fight off.

Prizes for the most aggressive beast (two or four legged) and also for the most original costume.

Mine is going dressed as Luchalibre, cape and all.

Refreshments will be served, kindly donated by Co-op LL (all out of date shit so no need to applaud).