Help.. I'm listening to jazz

[Otta]

So your child is in to trad jazz mockney? Whilst not totally excusable, it could be a damned sight worse.

Just watch he doesn't move to the hard stuff! Hopefully it's just a phase.

[katie1997]

(Sorry Moos)

But surely.... Trad jazz > the 'other' kinds that are REALLY irritating?

The Mocklet = B)

[Moos]

My tolerance for this joke these days > my tolerance for it a few weeks ago.

Katienumbers = :)-D

[Jeremy]

Otta Wrote:

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> So your child is in to trad jazz mockney?

Not necessarily... "the plinky plonky stuff" could encompass your modern jazz, free jazz, avant-garde, styles.

I believe the "slap bass/naff synth/wanky utterance" stuff Mockney was referring to would fall into the "fusion" bracket... as peddled by the rather irritating Courtney Pine, or even Miles Davis in his later career.

[*Bob*]

So what you're saying is that there's both 'good jazz' and 'bad jazz'?

How can you tell which is which? Can you tell by the cover? I liked the look of this one (two brightly coloured parrots accompanied by the word 'jazz'? Count me in.)

But then when I started listening it was just a load of jazz. Still, it's the first time I've read YouTube comments and more or less agreed with them.

 

[Frankito]

It's all tosh...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Sorry Moos, but KNumbers is correct. Anything up to 1947 is cool, after that ...

[binary_star]

Help...

Sure :D

I'm listening to jazz

You're on your own.

[Moos]

Why is everyone Sorry Moosing me these days? Is it cos I admitted to not reading the Guardian?

I'll get that Strafer.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos, 'Sorry Moosing' is the new 'You couldn't make it up' amongst us sharp-nosed media types with the trilby/fedora with the 'PRESS' card sticking out of the hatband.

And I'm not even lying.

[*Bob*]

Complete the following in no more than ten words:

Jazz is ..........................................................

(Otta: no more than one word)

[HonaloochieB]

...as Jazz does.

[*Bob*]

Nice.

I'm going to go with:

Jazz is... wham-bam jikka-jikka rat-a-tat-tat POW!

[katie1997]

Er...that's 11 words.

Unless you meant 'up to 10 words' after 'Jazz is...'. In which case, you could add an extra POW! If you wanted to, that is.

[Annette Curtain]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Complete the following in no more than ten words:

>

> Jazz is

> ..................................................

> ........

>

>

> (Otta: no more than one word)

Jazz is a barber on Lordship Lane ?

[Moos]

Think you could get away with dropping that second 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.

*blows airy kiss to Honaloochie*

[mockney piers]

...usually found, damp, in woods or railway sidings.

[Moos]

Is this a jazz fusion thread now? Mockers appears to be stirring in the Mosquitos thread, and possibly a crime drama thread.

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> Think you could get away with dropping that second

> 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.

>

> *blows airy kiss to Honaloochie*

*finds self utterly jazzed at Moos gesture*

[*Bob*]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> Er...that's 11 words.

>

> Unless you meant 'up to 10 words' after 'Jazz

> is...'. In which case, you could add an extra

> POW! If you wanted to, that is.

It was close enough.. for jazz.

[*Bob*]

Moos Wrote:

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> Think you could get away with dropping that second

> 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help.

I'm sorry Moos, but I've looked into it and - if you look at the score of Chingford Blues - I think you'll find that I'm right on this one.

[Ted Max]

I'm giving that a special "post solo" murmur of applause *Bob*.

[Brendan]

Me, I like the jazzzz. It's like bathing in marbles.

[Ted Max]

Ladiesngennlmn, *Bob* on alto PhotoShop...

[*Bob*]

Photoshop?! The cheek.

I should say that 'Chingford Dreams' will be released on the Brown Note label in early Autumn: part of a experimental collection of songs composed entirely on the M25 and entitled Chimney Pots and Semibreves.