need a line to cheer me up

[Azul]

"How about Chris using an oversize oak peppermill to grind crack cocaine onto Shawn's rectum because Shawn's nose is so coked out that she's had to find a new absorvent membrane."

brilliant!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

What about "Do you come here often?"

[Azul]

This one is pretty cool too:

"Children are like small brain-damaged adults with no capacity for conversation. Children should be sent away to school until they turn twenty-one or they can speak normally."

[dulwichmum]

Please forgive my innocence here, who are Shaun and Chris?

[citizenED]

Please excuse my innocence here, but what is crack cocaine?

[Brendan]

Well Citizen from what I can gather from the opening post I think crack cocaine is like normal cocaine but it goes in the other end.

Although I have never heard people referring to nose cocaine before. :-S

[atila the gooner]

It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm the fact!!

[spadetownboy]

never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

[atila the gooner]

To qoute a line from one of my favourite tv shows the " Water Margin"

Do not despise the serpent for having no horns, for who is to say, it will not become a dragon!!

[lozzyloz]

"When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave." - Master Kan

[Brendan]

Man who pass out under van wake up oily in the morning.

[Annasfield]

Man who catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Man who catch chopstick in fly say ouch

[Keef]

Mate there's a smell in here that's gonna out last religion!

Kenny

[SeanMacGabhann]

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves......

.......

.....

here's Tom with the weather!

[SeanMacGabhann]

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I thought of you this morning Keef when I read somewhere that someone had just gotten into Australian films and specifically quoted The Castle and Kenny

[atila the gooner]

Always remember, the more you do the worse the better!! (sort that one out!!)

[Keef]

Have you seen it yet Sean? If not, it'll be out on UK DVD soon. My copy is Australian, and I leant it to someone months back and haven't seen it since. :-S

Might actually buy the UK version.

[SeanMacGabhann]

still haven't seen it Keef but am aware it's coming out soon... might even resurrect the film club

[mockney piers]

yes yes, lets do eeeeet.

[Keef]

That would be cool, do you have a multi region DVD player? Kenny not released til Jan 21st here, but I can get my Australian disk back. It's well worth a watch!

Actually, I have a multi region DVD player I could bring with me, or we could just do it at mine.

[Jah Lush]

Errr...a line of what exactly? Something in the upwardly direction perhaps?

And....Keef! KEEF! What's with the Slosh nonsense? Go back to being Keef, Slosh doesn't suit you. Sloshed maybe but Keef deffo.

[SeanMacGabhann]

mine is multi-region as well Keef so no worries -

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Yes please to a film club. Would it be free or cheap enuf for a potless scrounger like me??

[Azul]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Errr...a line of what exactly? Something in the

> upwardly direction perhaps?

> And....Keef! KEEF! What's with the Slosh nonsense?

> Go back to being Keef, Slosh doesn't suit you.

> Sloshed maybe but Keef deffo.

who's Slosh?

what happened to Keef?

Have the sloshi men sloshed Keef?