Moos Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 1) Beware any post containing the phrase 'you lot'2) Brendan's Law will always apply3) The worst conceivable insult is to be called a Daily Mail reader (though copies of the Daily Mail are sold in every ED newsagent)4) Mummies (who must always be called "yummy") and customers of William Rose should expect ridicule, which may or may not be grounded in reason... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 5) Four wheels good, three wheels bad5.5) Rule 5.5 > all the other rules Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 6) 2 wheels better Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 7) I will, at some point, get cross with you Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 7) At all times you should try to use the following in-jokes: clowns, crushed and devalued, Waitrose, fois gras8) Posting a glowing review of a local business as your first post will attract much suspicion. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 6) Sesquipedalian = good. ;-) = bad.6a) Editing is sometimes needed to correct spelling. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 6) Crossposting is inevitable Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 9) Learn to type faster on a mobile. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 StraferJack Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> 7) I will, at some point, get cross with you7.1) You will, at some point, get cross with DJ me. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 12. Enter the Family Discussion Room at your peril. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 7.2) I will get VERY cross with a small number of you Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470344 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 13) You cannot out-wiki Huguenot14) Misplaced apostrophe's will irk some (quite a few) people Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470345 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 15) It's not the information, it's the way that you use it.16) You can't out-snoot RosieH when she's on her high horse ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 17) Crushes on other posters will leave you feeling devalued. See No.7 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 18) There's a surprising number of people who know how to get the best out of their jam pans. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 19) There's a surprising number of people who know how to make a smutty joke out of the phrase 'jam pans'. And 'privet hedges'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 19.1 and sticky buns covered in icing Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470374 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Should Arsene Wenger go?.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 20. Stay on topic... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 17.1) Subjects of forum crushes will inevitably turn out to be not as good looking as in your fevered dreams (except Hughie ;-). Oh, and *Bob* if the rumours are to be believed.) Hence "crushed and devalued". Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 19.1 i) Some people will always see smut when smut isn't there.21) Feelings and actions can be expressed thus: *indignation*, *frowns awfully*21.1)This convention can be over-used Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie1997 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 22) 'Gang activity' will be declared in response to innocent questions involving police presence in the area. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 19.1 i a) Smut is always there if you look hard enough.22. Arguing the same point with an obvious nutter is playing their game. *no it isn't.. yes it is.. no it isn't..I knew you'd say that.. you child.. idiot..*23. Any insult should be scrutinised for irony/post modern intent before umbrage is taken. If umbrage is taken please keep the receipt. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
red devil Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 23.http://katie73.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/dont-feed-the-troll.jpg?w=262&h=300 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 26. You will feel more comfortable if you join a clique. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/19279-edf-guide-to-usage/#findComment-470399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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