What is my neighbour doing?

[Bob Buzzard]

I live on MG - my neighbour mystifies me - he goes out most days at about 7.30am dressed fairly smartly, and then doesn?t come back till about 7 in the evening. What is he doing? He quickly mumbled something about ?the office? when I asked him recently. But I thought most people freelanced round here don?t they? That?s what I do anyway - drop the kids off, Cafe for a quick coffee, then freelance 10-12, lunch 12-1, then freelance 1-3, pick the kids up at 3.15, then go to the swings with the kids and chat to the other parents like me, then get the kids dinner and then wait for Mrs Bob to come back from her hospital shift at about 7, help her cook our dinner, watch Netflix or C4+1, then bed at 10:30. I think my neighbour has misunderstood something about what he should be doing on a day-to-day basis (and his house is smaller then mine).

[Sue]

:))

[FriendsOfTheTerrapin]

Do you suspect your neighbour is a Blow In?

Noticed any strange behaviour at weekends?

[Bob Buzzard]

Yes, we?ll oddly st the weekends he starts wearing jeans, stays mostly at home, and goes for a run round Dulwich Park, which is all as expected, so it?s just during the week when he?s oddly out all day (doing what I don?t know).

[malumbu]

Obviously a deviant. Does he or she look like this (Uncle Quentin) https://www.drg.tv/Brand/10106/comic-strip-five-go-mad-on-mescalin

Is this thread for real? If you are a real person what are your views on small flat screen TVs vs flat screen>

[JohnL]

Jeans on a Friday too - tidy ones though and a nice jacket.

[DulwichFox]

Early in the morning

Whilst the World is still asleep,

Father drinks his cup of coffee

Kisses mother on the cheek.

Off to work he goes,

What he does nobody knows.

But he's sure to bring home money every week.

[TheCat]

Bob Buzzard Wrote:

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> I live on MG - my neighbour mystifies me - he goes

> out most days at about 7.30am dressed fairly

> smartly, and then doesn?t come back till about 7

> in the evening. What is he doing? He quickly

> mumbled something about ?the office? when I asked

> him recently. But I thought most people freelanced

> round here don?t they? That?s what I do anyway -

> drop the kids off, Cafe for a quick coffee, then

> freelance 10-12, lunch 12-1, then freelance 1-3,

> pick the kids up at 3.15, then go to the swings

> with the kids and chat to the other parents like

> me, then get the kids dinner and then wait for Mrs

> Bob to come back from her hospital shift at about

> 7, help her cook our dinner, watch Netflix or

> C4+1, then bed at 10:30. I think my neighbour has

> misunderstood something about what he should be

> doing on a day-to-day basis (and his house is

> smaller then mine).

Bob, I hope for your sake, you're also squeezing in a Pilates session in the mornings, just to make sure you can wear your lycra when you drop the kids off...

[Bob Buzzard]

malumbu Wrote:

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> Obviously a deviant. Does he or she look like

> this (Uncle Quentin)

> https://www.drg.tv/Brand/10106/comic-strip-five-go

> -mad-on-mescalin

>

> Is this thread for real? If you are a real person

> what are your views on small flat screen TVs vs

> flat screen

Small flat screen, big ones are vulgar.

[peckham_ryu]

Where is all the freelancing at here then? All the good freelancers I follow on Instagram post from places like Stoke Newington.

[Bob Buzzard]

I freelance moderating / writing comments for @guardian

[womanofdulwich]

He's obviously going the same place as Mrs Bob...

[Bob Buzzard]

I never leave East Dulwich. We have our summer holidays at The Fort in our caravan, so we?re never too far away.

[peckham_ryu]

Happy Freelancer Day

[ianr]

And a belated happy World Microbiome Day for yesterday. Let's hear it for the good little guys.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Today is Wrong Trousers Day. Go on, you know you want to.

[uncleglen]

Armed Forces Day today...