Welcome to the CGF!..

[TheArtfulDogger]

After the recent outcry at their celebrations, the ED USA ex pats plan to take next years 4th July celebration to a new level

 

[Sue]

:)) :)) :))

[Spartacus]

The East Dulwich wardens proudly show off their new uniforms before looking for garden waste infringements

But are unsure if their new bikes would be useful now the CPZ wasn't going ahead

[dbboy]

Great to have CGF! posting again, always makes me chuckle.

[TheArtfulDogger]

The Dulwich Basil Brush (aka Jules) is discussing the opening of Saucy with Bob (aka Vincent)

VINCENT: ...You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in East Dulwich?

JULES: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the funk a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES: What'd they call it?

VINCENT: A saucy burger, and it doesn?t even come with fries

JULES: No fries with the Saucy Burger!!!! What'd they call a Big Mac?

VINCENT: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it ?Le Big Mac?

JULES: What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT: I dunno, I didn't go into GBK

[TheArtfulDogger]

Seabag was determined not to miss this years Flant day by saddling up "Antony" and leading the charge on the residents of East Dulwich

 

[TheArtfulDogger]

KidKruger was determined to get to the bottom of the rouge dog poo issue on goose green, but try as he might he didn't spot the culprit as she was secretly dropping them under the cover of her skirt just like Uncle Eric Ashley-Pitt taught her in the great escape.

 

[TheArtfulDogger]

Lou2 was starting to feel her blood boil about diable rouge correctly identifying her secret identity as "the loopy"

She started to plan her revenge on diable rouge and the first thing on the agenda was to find a way out of Bethlam without the guards noticing

 

[diable rouge]

*Removes Terminator 2 from the sanitorium's video collection...*

[KidKruger]

Artful - ?rouge dog poo? ?!

Now that?s a concept.....!

(Apols if you?re dyslexic)

[TheArtfulDogger]

Poop

Fat fingers 😳

Still red poo could be a clue to which dog is doing it , maybe a French poodle with a passion for kimchi and chillies 🤔

[TheArtfulDogger]

FussyGalore: I say to man in East Dulwich shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.

Dulwich Basil Brush : Have you ever heard of the bubonic plague, Fussy? It was very popular here at one time. A lot of pedigreed hamsters came over on ships from Siberia.

LouTwo: Dulwich Basil Brush, he's Fussy's pet. We have a duty to it. Perhaps we could find a home for him.

Dulwich Basil Brush : All right, I'll put an ad in the papers. "Wanted: Kind home for enormous, savage rodent. Answers to the name of 'Louisa.'"

 

[diable rouge]

At first supportive of his wive's regression therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for supper for the 5th night running...

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Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock next time darling?

[Sue]

My favourite Vermeer will never seem the same again :(

:)) :)) :))

[carlafindle]

diable rouge Wrote:

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> At first supportive of his wive's regression

> therapy, Mr Loopy Lou begins to have grave

> concerns when she dishes up milk and bread for

> supper for the 5th night running...

>

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> 0.jpeg

>

> Any chance you can come back as Fanny Craddock

> next time darling?

Maybe it was a attempt at a pizza

[Sue]

:)) :)) :))

[maxxi]

One of Lou's past lives gives a clue to her antipathy towards some neighbourhood newbies...

[diable rouge]

Mr Loopy Lou about to wish he'd kept his mouth shut...

I'll give you Fanny, next week I'm channeling my inner Boudica!

[Bob Buzzard]

diable rouge Wrote:

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> While husband Bob is busy dib dibbing, Mrs

> Buzzard, with tape in hand, invites some builders

> round to measure up...

>

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> 89_/PLAYMOBIL-CONSTRUCTION-FIGURES-spare-BuildersP

> eopleWorkersJob-Lot.jpg

>

> ''Ok, after 3, let's see which one of you can

> provide me with the best rear extension...''

That?s what Mrs B says we need to make a start on whilst I?m up at the Fort for the summer.

[Sue]

:))

[TheArtfulDogger]

"It's alright darling" Said Sarah, "just park your scooter in the middle of the shop causing a trip hazard whilst we go off and do something more important"

"I'm sure the nice shopkeeper will look after it for a few days"

[Seabag]

Can someone create one of these where Dogger gets ?spaffed? with an overripe marrow, thus rendering him incapable of posting on here for a bit.

Please, for everyone?s sake.

[dbboy]

See Posted by red devil 22 June, 2015 18:12

[diable rouge]

The opening night of Seabag's new home themed restaurant Couch Potatoes doesn't prove to be a success, as the denizens of CG decide they might as well stay at home and order a Deliveroo...

Have you got an electrical certificate for this place? enquired Dulwich Basil Brush

[diable rouge]

Fearing being outed as a member of The Clique, Comrade Loopy Louski decides to swot up...

Cor blimey Guv...Stop nicking the daffodils...Has anybody seen my pussy...