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Try this...



For *ahem* research purposes obviously.


I scored so low that I got "fired"


Hey, so lucky I employ myself then.



* checks clock *


"Damn I missed tea-break"


"Don't worry take the rest of the afternoon off"


"Really, OK I will then"


"See you/me tomorrow"


"Okay then, ciao "





NETTE:-S

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What Otta said...


I work in design and there used to be a lot of one-upmanship when it came to CVs.

The ponciest one I heard about was someone who printed their CV to look like a wine label and and then stuck it on a bottle of vino, which would then be given to any prospective employer...

red devil Wrote:

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> What Otta said...

>

> I work in design and there used to be a lot of

> one-upmanship when it came to CVs.

> The ponciest one I heard about was someone who

> printed their CV to look like a wine label and and

> then stuck it on a bottle of vino, which would

> then be given to any prospective employer...


He got through a lot of wine then.


And Tillie-T scrapes through.



NETTS:-S

As it was a BBC site I ignored all the multiple choice questions and wrote-in my own answers - I passed and got offered a choice between:


Head of 'Thinkability' seminars for 2013 (with special emphasis on corridor management).


Producer of new BBC3 series (they only have the title so far - "Gangs or Gardening").


Car-Park Attendant (much sought after position as it is one of the last positions not being moved north).

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