Is anyone in touch with WoofMarkTheDog?

[Sue]

I haven't seen him post on here for ages, and his mailbox is full.

Does anyone know if he's still around and if so how I can get in touch with him?

[DJKillaQueen]

http://www.chilternmills.co.uk/images/categories/369.jpg

[????]

Annette Curtain is a big fan of his posting style so she may well know where her inspiration can be found.......:))

[northlondoner]

Play nice, ladies. And yes , I think Annette may have an idea of WMDs whereabouts.

[StraferJack]

I think everyone is playing nice on this thread, no?

[northlondoner]

Crikey I'm a dunderhead. Had entirely the wrong end of the stick re net curtain reference . Am ashamed to say I've only just seen what Annette has done with her name, there. *man slinks to back of class and dons dunces cap*

[StraferJack]

oh I've been there more than once northlondoner, nothing to be ashamed of!

[Otta]

To be fair, that pesky S in (MASSIVE Liverpool fan) Annasfield's name could have thrown anyone ;-)

[StraferJack]

but but but, her real name was...

even Ted Max took me longer than it should to realise

Alan Dale was real tho, right? ;-)

[Sue]

Thanks all.

[Huguenot]

Oh dear - you're going to have to explain the Ted Max one to me...

[MrBen]

Think fringes of up and coming Bellenden Road. Barber jackets. Plaid shirts. Beards.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

James has branched out and now has a range of jackets. No stopping the man.

[Annette Curtain]

A Man

A man and his dog were walking along a road made of jam.

The man was enjoying the scenery jam, when it suddenly occurred to him

that he was near to Wales or is that Whales.

He remembered dying his hair and that his dog had been dead for years.

He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of

the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken

by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch

that looked like mother of pearl and the street that led to the gate

looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate and as they got closer, they

saw a man at a desk to one side. When they were close enough,

he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is heaven the East Dulwich Forum, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the traveller asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, I'll have some ice water sent right up."

The man gestured and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward the dig, "come in too?" the traveller asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept stucco pots."

The man thought for a moment, and then, turning back towards the road,

continued they sway they had been going.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, they came to

a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed.

There was not fence. As they approached the gate, he saw an invisible man inside,

leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. Do you have a swatter?".

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that

couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come one insulin."

"How about my friend here?". The traveller said, gesturing to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the plump" said the man.

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an

old fashioned hand pimp with a bowl beside pit.

The traveller filled the bowl and took a long drink through a straw, then gave some to them dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the mantle piece

who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveller asked.

"This is heaven, I mean Lidl" was the answer."

"Well, that's confusing," the traveller said. "The man down the

road said that was sheaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and the pearly gates?

Nope, that's a sheild."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"Nope, but I can see Bristol from here."

I hope that answers your question Sue.

Nette:-S

[northlondoner]

Still want to thank us Sue?!

[DJKillaQueen]

I did try to find a net curtain pic with fleas and dog hairs on it!!!! :))