Strange bottles full of orange liquid

[Thomas Micklewright]

the saga continues!

[herrd]

With this many people making this many posts, it seems inconceivable that the culprit hasn't been spotted in the act... I'd like a troll-style public shaming when they're finally nicked!

[Huguenot]

Surely it only takes someone with an overlooking window to use a webcam?

[DulwichFox]

Perhaps the Services of the Local Parking Sqaud should be employed.

After all you only have so leave your car parked illegaly for 30 seconds to get a ticket..

No.. that creates revenue.. why would southwark council spend any time / money trying to

catch this persistent offender that might result in a small fine and an anti social behaviour order.

Fox..

[herrd]

I can imagine the scene in magistrates': "Yes, m'lud, I set up my webcam overlooking the main road not to film local girls, but to attempt to ensnare a local miscreant who we believe, but have no proof, to be a cab driver.

"He routinely drops bottles of urine off outside strangers' houses, sometimes by the carrier bag full, and has been doing piss-istently for several months now".

You'd get laughed out of court!

[henryb]

Are the police doing anything? Can be that expensive to DNA test it?

[computedshorty]

Dear Taxi Driver.

If I can be of assistance to you, if you are having peoblems with getting to a urinal.

Do you know that there is an answer to your frustration.

I have just invented, and it is up for Copyrite,

The Shorty Travelling Urinal.

A hole one inch in diameter is drilled in the car floor between the legs of the driver, a short hose is fitted to a very large funnel, this would facilitate if you are being caught short.

It is recommended to be used whilst stationary parked over or near a drain.

Should the occasion be very urgent, it could be used while on the move, hopefully with no passengers aboard.

There is not a likelihood of being detected as the water that is spilling under the car, could easily be thought to be from the cars radiator.

No plastic bottles.

No chance of being caught placing them on display.

Should you wish me to fit one for you ( Free of charge ) Send personal Message.

This apparatus has been tried and tested attached to a Zimmer frame.

[Huguenot]

You wouldn't need to go to court - that would be far in excess of the crime itself. You just need evidence of the miscreant sufficient for the SNT or environmental health chaps to pop around with an 'informal' warning.

There's not one bloke creating that much piss, it's at least 5 of them who probably run a business. They don't want local plod getting too interested so they'd soon cease and desist.

[herrd]

"There's not one bloke creating that much piss, it's at least 5 of them who probably run a business."

So there's a market for bottling and selling the stuff? I'd love to see the Dragon's Den pitch, esp as they passed around a 'sample'...::o

[Lynne]

Bottles back at Worlingham/crawthew junction!!!

Lynne

[El Pibe]

"So there's a market for bottling and selling the stuff?"

Carling and Budweiser do well, so I guess there must be!!

[granadaland]

Bottle of Fosters?

[Crystal Matt]

Hi

Yes, all very mysterious

several sighting over the last few months, I've snapped them occasionally.

Worlingham Road on the connectivity cabinet, also at the front door of the Edenbridge, down Crawthew

I've had similar theories, waste oil, Market trader or camper van inhabitant.

I think they can all be ruled out

Its too runny for oil, It may be piss, but the white residue doesnt help, except the perp is clearly saving them up.

I presume this is a crime of fly tipping, and there may be fingerprints.

Residents need to push this with the powers that be. ( CSI ED perhaps )

Here's some pics for reference

In my opinion, someone slightly ( or more ) disturbed , wanting to piss a few people off ( yes pun intended )

[DulwichFox]

This is a deliberate act to attract attention.

The person doing this could easily just pour this stuff down the nearest drain.

They seem to be trying to create mistique and intrigue.. ???

During a short period of EDF activity on the subject, was there not a ceasation of these incidents. ??

Now that people are talking again, they seem to of started again.

Or was it just a case that they have continued but people were just not reporting it.

Fox

[JeanieB]

They're back! Several on the corner of Crystal Palace Road and Crawthew Grove. Not against the wall, in the middle of the pavement. Gross.

[AlexC]

Maybe this is ED's answer to Banksy. A strange new form of street art. Nobody see's him create his masterpieces, but suddenly they are there. :))

[bugsbgone]

Kindah liquid gold? I am an investor, I am willing to take a punt. Where can I meet this remarkably gifted self motivated prodigy?

[DulwichFox]

AlexC Wrote:

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> Maybe this is ED's answer to Banksy. A strange new

> form of street art. Nobody see's him create his

> masterpieces, but suddenly they are there. :))

I suggested this way back in this Thread.. That this person is trying to create Mystique.

Looks upon himself as you say like a Banksy...

It will continue until people here ignore it..

I'm certain this Creep will be monitoring this site..

Fox.

[northlondoner]

Came across council guy clearing up a nest of bottles just near crawthew. Said they were definitely piss containers - taxi drivers main suspects. Said council would welcome information on any cars seen dumping bottles.

[Thomas Micklewright]

does anyone have pictures, this thread seems to be such a big hit we could make a calendar and give the money to charity?

[Junad1997]

Apart from some of the bloggers, the rest of you just guess away, those who witnessed and see these bottles shod report it to the police, the next person who finds these bottles - please dial 999 and ask for the police, it should be investigated upon, it could be harmful and dangerous...

[DulwichFox]

This is NOT a 999 issue....

As I understand it, East Dulwich Police are aware of this problem.

Fox.

[esme]

I saw a load on crystal palace rd last week, sadly think prob wee. Yuk!! Who knows why tho my hubby opened read newspaper the other day on tube and found someone had blown their nose in it :(

[healey]

The phantom bottle-pisser strikes again!

More bottles left in a row on the corner of CP Road and Crawthew Grove this morning.....

[jimbo1964]

I saw all those. Someone has too much time on their hands.