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It appears Jack the Let-it-Ripper is a multiple offender - a 'serial shitter'. I left for work this morning to find my doorstep on Crystal Palace Rd gracelessly defaced.


This second strike, only days after the first, was presented in two separate logs, side by side, resembling a twix bar. The consistency seen is not unlike the morning after a night out at the EDT, most definitely human.


This has come at an unfortunate time, as my doorbell camera (still on offer on Amazon for those considering the upgrade) is yet to arrive in the post. A few days and I might have caught a glimpse into the eyes of our offender, along with something potentially much scarier.


I'm writing this wondering whether these attacks are pre-meditated - will we start to see a pattern appearing ? Or perhaps, and hopefully, is our bandit simply a local getting caught short.

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I?ve discussed this under my previous guise.


I too have fallen foul of the serial turder. But it was slightly more discreetly deposited behind the blue recycling bin. They only came round the once, but it was rather upsetting having to use a sandwich bag to pick up the squelchy mess.


On a serious note, IBS and IBD amongst other disorders, can create fecal urgency. I have been caught short on more than one occasion at The Glades shopping centre in Bromley. Fortunately though, they have the sense to supply clean and easily accessible toilets. Unlike around here, where no public convenience is within bum shot.


Louisa.

Loutwo Wrote:

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> I?ve discussed this under my previous guise.

>

> I too have fallen foul of the serial turder. But

> it was slightly more discreetly deposited behind

> the blue recycling bin. They only came round the

> once, but it was rather upsetting having to use a

> sandwich bag to pick up the squelchy mess.

>

> On a serious note, IBS and IBD amongst other

> disorders, can create fecal urgency. I have been

> caught short on more than one occasion at The

> Glades shopping centre in Bromley. Fortunately

> though, they have the sense to supply clean and

> easily accessible toilets. Unlike around here,

> where no public convenience is within bum shot.

>

> Louisa.



Not to mention the numerous times you've been caught short on the forum.

carlafindle Wrote:

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> Loutwo Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I?ve discussed this under my previous guise.

> >

> > I too have fallen foul of the serial turder.

> But

> > it was slightly more discreetly deposited

> behind

> > the blue recycling bin. They only came round

> the

> > once, but it was rather upsetting having to use

> a

> > sandwich bag to pick up the squelchy mess.

> >

> > On a serious note, IBS and IBD amongst other

> > disorders, can create fecal urgency. I have

> been

> > caught short on more than one occasion at The

> > Glades shopping centre in Bromley. Fortunately

> > though, they have the sense to supply clean and

> > easily accessible toilets. Unlike around here,

> > where no public convenience is within bum shot.

>

> >

> > Louisa.

>

>

> Not to mention the numerous times you've been

> caught short on the forum.


Nice to see you are still obsessed with me. How many times have you been banned to date? Nice new screen name choice btw. But unfortunately for you, BS can?t be hidden, in whatever guise it takes. How long until your next faux pas I wonder?


Louisa.

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