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As are many of the people of ED - which is precisely the point that our Blessed Dulwichmum was trying to make. Particularly lost are those who have the sense of humour of a gnat and think that "irony" is what railings taste like (not you Kel).


It is well known that DM sees fellow saints in all sorts if unusual places, but usually just outside Dave's DIY shortly after she has purchased her morning bottle of methylated spirits. This is closely followed by a period of contemplation as she counts the hairs on her palms.

Hows pulling on the forum?


That'd be telling, but I got a good seeing to the other night by a cabbie mate of mine from the real world.


He is 40 (old for me I know!) but he works out and wore me out.


I haven't had to say, "stop I can't take any more orgasms" for such a long time, I forgot how it felt!


Edited cos this was my 1000th post!!!

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