Single and up for it!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I can't afford to join the gym, so I guess I won't get my hands on any of the footballers but I'm definately up for a singles night at the Hamlets!!

[dulwichmum]

Dear Chavrolet,

Would you not please reconsider and have a good look at what The Legion of Mary has to offer?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

DM, are any of the footballers members perchance?

[Rolo Tomasi]

Yes! I'm single and up for for it! PM's on the way;-)

[dulwichmum]

Darling Chavlette,

I shall ask Father O'Connor this morning!

[KalamityKel]

I'm sooooo lost!

[Michael Palaeologus]

As are many of the people of ED - which is precisely the point that our Blessed Dulwichmum was trying to make. Particularly lost are those who have the sense of humour of a gnat and think that "irony" is what railings taste like (not you Kel).

It is well known that DM sees fellow saints in all sorts if unusual places, but usually just outside Dave's DIY shortly after she has purchased her morning bottle of methylated spirits. This is closely followed by a period of contemplation as she counts the hairs on her palms.

[KalamityKel]

That makes everything MUCH more clearer now! cheers! ;-)

[Domitianus]

CWALD, do you still squirt? Just so I know whether to order in a rubber undersheet, you understand? ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Only if i'm coming

[Domitianus]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> Only if i'm coming

Guessed that toots. How has the response been?

[Michael Palaeologus]

The response to the squirting or the thread?

[Domitianus]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> The response to the squirting or the thread?

Both or either >:D<

[KalamityKel]

::o

[Michael Palaeologus]

Where's my Deep Heat? I feel a twinge coming on

[Domitianus]

Have you been watching Withnail and I?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am taking the 5th....

[Domitianus]

Deep Heat smeared over the bod and a swill of lighter-fluid. Cheap and cheerful evening in!

[KalamityKel]

my god ur well classy!

[Domitianus]

Hey, I know, but I do require an XL tube for my nether regions.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Hows pulling on the forum?

That'd be telling, but I got a good seeing to the other night by a cabbie mate of mine from the real world.

He is 40 (old for me I know!) but he works out and wore me out.

I haven't had to say, "stop I can't take any more orgasms" for such a long time, I forgot how it felt!

Edited cos this was my 1000th post!!!

[Domitianus]

Good to hear you are back in the saddle :))

[Michael Palaeologus]

I trust he was using organic rubber.

[Domitianus]

Can DM start posting details of her sex life please so we can contrast the self-professed Chav with Posh Tottie? I bet DM is far more filthy than CWALD when she actually gets down to it.

[SeanMacGabhann]

As one of the few people to be privy to a real-life-genuine conversation between DM and CWALD, I'm saying nothin'