The cults of East Dulwich

[TheArtfulDogger]

Today, I learnt that there is at least one cult in East Dulwich, maybe more

LowLander has kindly identified one for us

"EDIBA are like a cult; everyone draws around them and denies their existence, yet at the same time promotes them. "

In his thread https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,2026614

I'm excited and scared at the same time, do the cult members dance and chant in the nip in Dulwich Park ? Or is that witches ?

Do they wear pillow cases on their heads and burn effigies of council leaders ? Or is that reserved for 5th November ?

How do you join?

Most of all are there other cults out there ? Maybe the Troll Cult is one !

Who knows anything about these "cults" because they are news to me?

I have to admit I had to careful check when I entered "cult" as I could have so easily misspent it 🤓

[Maybaby]

When I first read that quote, I thought it was more of a definition for a secret society (and I was tempted to post that!), however, I decided it best not to give anyone any ideas.

I wouldn't want The Grand Master to get involved...

[KalamityKel]

Maybaby Wrote:

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> When I first read that quote, I thought it was

> more of a definition for a secret society (and I

> was tempted to post that!), however, I decided it

> best not to give anyone any ideas.

>

> I wouldn't want The Grand Master to get

> involved...

There are eyes everywhere! :o

[Spartacus]

Clowns are part of a cult I think

[Captain Marvel]

Careful spelling there Dog

[KalamityKel]

No that's just a vicious rumour started by dandelions - Re: Clowns

[dbboy]

no.2) east DAG

[Hemingway]

Are the clique in the cult?

[TheArtfulDogger]

Now we have the ship cult, or the pirate cult according to LowLander

Lowlander Wrote:

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> I don?t have photo. I happen to know two ship

> owners quite well, both have posters up but

> neither has heard of EDIBA but I?m never going to

> get around asking more in the foreseeable future.

Are there more cults around then anyone knew ?

Wonder where these ones meet ?

[KalamityKel]

Someone say chips?

[TheArtfulDogger]

That's a bit fishy kel, a chip cult

Have you been on the malt vinegar again ?

[KalamityKel]

Just the sauce ;-)

[peckham_ryu]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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Ah, a cargo cult!

> Now we have the ship cult, or the pirate cult

> according to LowLander

>

> Lowlander Wrote:

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> > I don?t have photo. I happen to know two ship

> > owners quite well, both have posters up ...

[TheArtfulDogger]

peckham_ryu Wrote:

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> TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Ah, a cargo cult!

>

> > Now we have the ship cult, or the pirate cult

> > according to LowLander

> >

> > Lowlander Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > I don?t have photo. I happen to know two ship

>

> > > owners quite well, both have posters up ...

OMG

That explains all the cargo pants I've been seeing recently.

Thank the Lord there isn't a dungarees cult otherwise it will be dexys for us all... (Come on, you know what I mean)

[Davis]

I feel members of the Gentrification cult are the most active in West Peckham. They can be easily identified by their continual reference to West Peckham as East Dulwich.

[KalamityKel]

Davis Wrote:

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> I feel members of the Gentrification cult are the

> most active in West Peckham. They can be easily

> identified by their continual reference to West

> Peckham as East Dulwich.

Yes but they're from Peckham... 'nuff said ;-)

[TheArtfulDogger]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Davis Wrote:

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> > I feel members of the Gentrification cult are

> the

> > most active in West Peckham. They can be easily

> > identified by their continual reference to West

> > Peckham as East Dulwich.

>

> Yes but they're from Peckham... 'nuff said ;-)

However they used to claim they were from the Bellenden Village Cult 🤔

[malumbu]

For historical correctness the Cult were formally the Dealth Cult, and originally the Southern Health Cult. The original were the best (forget Wayne Hussey although there has been a lot of rain today)