Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC

[legalbeagle]

Good lord. I leave you alone for 5 minutes and look what happens.

First, I was referring to Legaleagleish being single sexy and generous, not LM, though she no doubt has two of those three attributes. For the record, I don't want to run off with either of them. Yet.

Secondly, my sulk was with Karter for suggesting she (LE) was nicer than me (the fact that she is is just no excuse).

Thirdly, MP, LM has shown that you lie. You do not just offer curry. Though your disclaimer is appreciated, it appears to have failed. But perhaps now the principle of caveat emptor should apply and I will just have to turn up to another curry night and suck it and see, so to speak. Though I will be right mardy if Brum doesn't turn up with a good yarn or two.

And finally, EDL, of course I'm jealous. The local single fireman just dished the dirt on his 70's gigolo days and I didn't get in on the gossip. I'm a married old hag with sole care of two small kids. No longer do I become tired; I am tired. Vicarious living is a BIG DEAL!

Here endeth the lesson. Don't you lot have homes to go to?

[Michael Palaeologus]

OK

"Curry Club, involving conversation, drink, food and ripping yarns from the Saucy Sailor"

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE ORGANISORS CANNOT GUARANTEE THE QUALITY OF ANY OF THE ABOVE ELEMENTS AND ARE NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SHENANIGINS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER

[Ladymuck]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Good lord. I leave you alone for 5 minutes and

> look what happens...

Good Lord indeed - funny though!

*still sniggering*

[????]

Just add a "without predjudice" to your signature Chief

[Ladymuck]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> OK

>

> "Curry Club, involving conversation, drink, food

> and ripping yarns from the Saucy Sailor"

>

> PLEASE NOTE THAT THE ORGANISORS CANNOT GUARANTEE

> THE QUALITY OF ANY OF THE ABOVE ELEMENTS AND ARE

> NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SHENANIGINS THAT MAY OR

> MAY NOT OCCUR BEFORE, DURING OR AFTER

Better! Case dismissed!

*still sniggering*

[legalbeagle]

MP - b plus. A great improvement. You are now off the hook, and, though you probably now won't invite me, I may well attempt to make the next curry club.

[though for future ref the sign off should be "without prejudice save as to costs". That last bit could get you out of a lot of bother.]

Ahem.

Maybe I need to get out more?

[ED Lurker]

Oh LM you are forgiven for I too was just entering into the comical aspect of this whole debacle! :))

We probably all should get out more, however, when the weather is what it is outside, what better way to spend the evening than with a jolly curry conundrum! :)-D

[Ladymuck]

ED Lurker Wrote:

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> Oh LM you are forgiven for I too was just entering

> into the comical aspect of this whole debacle! :))

It's OK EDL...I'm STILL sniggering...hee hee

> We probably all should get out more, however, when

> the weather is what it is outside, what better way

> to spend the evening than with a jolly curry

> conundrum! :)-D

My sentiments exactly!

*waves regally to EDL*

[karter]

now now legalB, i was suggesting that LE may offer her services as a lawyer for free in suing Mike P of the curry club and i was not saying she is nicer than you. I am sure you are nice though.:)-D

[Ladymuck]

1200

[legalbeagle]

karter Wrote:

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> now now legalB, i was suggesting that LE may offer

> her services as a lawyer for free in suing Mike P

> of the curry club and i was not saying she is

> nicer than you. I am sure you are nice though.:)-D

[sniffle]

oh. ok then.

[Ladymuck]

*passes box of tissues to LB*

[????]

Darn you Lady M

*grabs handful and sobs*

[Ladymuck]

???? Wrote:

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> Darn you Lady M

>

> *grabs handful and sobs*

*quietly tip-toes over and positions large bin next to the distraught ????...sneaks off again without making a sound*

[Jess2008]

Guys, my apologies to all - it seems that I've just missed a fab night... my loss

I'll make sure the next date is inedibly etched on my fridge - so I don't forget!

Apologies again.

May

[Ladymuck]

See that? - Mr. Pally-wotsit-ooos? You may well have to book the Albert Hall for the Curry Club in future...it's all this talk of shenanigans...and gigolos...

*thinks: in fact at this rate...I might even end up attending!*

[legalbeagle]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> ???? Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Darn you Lady M

> >

> > *grabs handful and sobs*

>

> Oh LM you are just too lovely. Can I run off with you now?!

>

>

> *quietly tip-toes over and positions large bin

> next to the distraught ????...sneaks off again

> without making a sound*

[karter]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

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> -----

> > now now legalB, i was suggesting that LE may

> offer

> > her services as a lawyer for free in suing Mike

> P

> > of the curry club and i was not saying she is

> > nicer than you. I am sure you are nice

> though.:)-D

>

>

> sniffle

>

> oh. ok then.

*hands over a bottle of the finest organic prosecco to LB*

:)-D

btw, curry cabin are pretty hot at the mo.

[legalbeagle]

*hands over a bottle of the finest organic prosecco to LB*

[LB peers at present and notes to self that she has a bleedin' shop full of organic prosecco. "Coals to Newcastle" springs to mind. But hey, it's the thought that counts.]

Thanks you Karter. How kind. I feel much better now.

[Ladymuck]

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> > Oh LM you are just too lovely. Can I run off

> with you now?!

*scratches pea brain whilst contemplating whether or not to play "hard to get"*

Well, only if I may have a swig of that nice organic prosecco which karter gave you...not that I'm shallow or easily bought you understand.;-)

[legalbeagle]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> legalbeagle Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > > Oh LM you are just too lovely. Can I run off

> > with you now?!

>

> *scratches pea brain whilst contemplating whether

> or not to play "hard to get"*

>

> Well, only if I may have a swig of that nice

> organic prosecco which karter gave you...not that

> I'm shallow or easily bought you understand.;-)

Oh I quite understand. One should never be seen as a pushover, but at the same time, wouldn't want to price oneself out of the market, so to speak. A tricky balancing act for any girl. I usually open negotiations at two mars bars and a fiver, but organic prosecco is probably a classier bid.

It's a deal!

[karter]

Organic prosecco and some nibbly bits too. Sounds delightful.:)

Now back on topic and back to curry cabin, i had the most delish, tender lamb that came off the bone, a while back. It really was first class. Highly recommended.(tu)

[Ladymuck]

karter Wrote:

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> Organic prosecco and some nibbly bits too.

nibbly bits?

[legalbeagle]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> karter Wrote:

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> > Organic prosecco and some nibbly bits too.

>

>

> nibbly bits?

I have no recollection of discussing nibbly bits either. No no. Most certainly not part of the negotiation.

How very dare you.

[karter]

yeah you know, carrots, celery, hummus, you know, nibbly bits. Goes nice with the bubbly stuff.