I've had enough of........

[KalamityKel]

stalkers... u lot r scaring me!

[atila the gooner]

Women applying their make up on the train to work in the morning. Do it at home.

[KalamityKel]

How do some women do it? especially the whole liquid liner? If I attempted that on a train or bus it would end up all over my face, in me hair, coat, hands and prob the person next to me!

[LizzygotDizzy]

Yeah, I have to agree with both Max and Atila on those ones, seriously aggravating and not something you want to be privy to first thing in the morning on the way to work, though it could have been worse, I have actually seen a woman flossing her teeth on the bus grossing everyone out! I feel like jogging the make-up appliers so their mascara lands halfway up their faces! And turning around to people/kids being something they're not and saying "hey your'e white/Asian/whatever, why are you trying to be black?!"

[KalamityKel]

men shaving on the bus too is a bug bear grrrr!

[mockney piers]

Mind you, I'm a mockney, give me a couple of beers and I soon sound like a carrot-crunching farmer!!

[Brendan]

Now I have never actually seen that but I just got a rather funny image of a guy on a rush hour bus with his face all lathered, a shaving brush in one hand and a razor in the other.

[KalamityKel]

*sighs* Do I really have to point out the obvious? :p

[suzilucy]

CARAVANS. AND FOXTON EMPLOYEES.

caravans. and foxton employees.

[Rolo Tomasi]

Maximay Wrote:

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> I have had enough of people who try and act like,

> speak like or pretend to be from a different

> ethnic group other than their original one.

We call them Jah-Fake-Cans

[KalamityKel]

Hot tea that burns ya tongue and lips :(

[RosieH]

LizzygotDizzy Wrote:

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> ... seriously aggravating and not

> something you want to be privy to first thing in

> the morning on the way to work ...

> I feel like jogging the make-up appliers so

> their mascara lands halfway up their faces!

interesting - what's so annoying about people putting their make up on? I get that shaving, filing your nails, flossing (!) where you leave bits of yourself behind is fairly gross, but why is make up so bothersome that it makes you wish violence upon the appliers?

[barrymarshall]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Hot tea that burns ya tongue and lips :(

Yeah - bad - I still have a sore at the roof of my mouth from a steaming brew I made the other day. Mind, while tea can burn (odd that I never get it with coffee), the very worst offenders are Chicago pizzas - the tomato sauce is always about 20 degrees hotter than the cheese on top and feels like it has just come out of a nuclear reactor.

ETA: must correct ourselves - liquids scald, not burn.

[Brendan]

It?s like when you put tomato on top of your cheese on toast. It is always hotter than the cheese and burns your mouth.

Or is that scalds?

[barrymarshall]

does melted cheese and tomato scald or burn? dunno - but I reckon there's a PhD in it if someone can find the answer

[KalamityKel]

well fingers do go red for a bit...

[LizzygotDizzy]

LOL! at Rolo, but isn't that when black people born here and with British accents put on fake Jamaican accents? or did I get it wrong again! Or West African or Somalians who put on fake Jamaican accents to impress? I'm confused now! Or is it white people trying to speak jamaican? My brain hurts...!

[KalamityKel]

Bad hair days :( *makes not next time NOT to look in the mirror on a loo break*

[LizzygotDizzy]

RosieH Wrote:

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> LizzygotDizzy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > ... seriously aggravating and not

> > something you want to be privy to first thing

> in

> > the morning on the way to work ...

> > I feel like jogging the make-up appliers so

> > their mascara lands halfway up their faces!

>

> interesting - what's so annoying about people

> putting their make up on? I get that shaving,

> filing your nails, flossing (!) where you leave

> bits of yourself behind is fairly gross, but why

> is make up so bothersome that it makes you wish

> violence upon the appliers?

Well actually when women put on mascara, well some women, their faces contort incredibly and they open their mouths so that you can actually see their teeth, remnants of breakie etc. which I find gross, I said I'd like to jog accidentally on purpose, didn't say powerdrive or slamdunk them them into their seats

[Rolo Tomasi]

Ha ha @ Lizzy - It probably can relate to any of those scenarios,we say it when anyone who is not a Jamaican puts on the accent...Jamaicans born here who can't speak the lingo in the correct manner should be ashamed of themselves;-)

[LizzygotDizzy]

Oh I see now, thanks X

[RosieH]

LizzygotDizzy Wrote:

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> Well actually when women put on mascara, well some

> women, their faces contort incredibly and they

> open their mouths so that you can actually see

> their teeth, remnants of breakie etc. which I find

> gross, I said I'd like to jog accidentally on

> purpose, didn't say powerdrive or slamdunk them

> them into their seats

haha, fair point. and apologies, I did stray into the realm of hyperbole there - although I like the image of someone taking out their juicy tube only for you to sock it to them.

can't stand hairbrushing on public transport myself, especially with the head tossing

[Ant]

I reckon it's time to move seats when the shoes come off and the pumice stone comes out.

[david_carnell]

Debates on the rights/wrongs of any of the following:

Chains

Gentrification

House prices

Schools and their respective qualities

Gift shops and products therein

Regeneration

And on a more whimsical note, people in rush hour with wheeled luggage. If you must drag those bloody things around PLEASE look around you to check you are not inadvertantly knee-capping or toe-amputating those around you. (6)

[embellina]

I have to admit I can be guilty of applying my make-up on the journey to work. But that's because I'm sometimes really disorganised in the morning and it's a good time-saving option. I try to only do it when I'm sitting on my own on the seat though. It's when I cycle to work that it really becomes a problem...