Desert Island Companion

[fish]

Who would be your ideal desert island companion? Personally, I would like to be stranded with someone who was trained in survival skills, was extremely good looking, intelligent and witty - and who could cook.

[lozzyloz]

That rules out Ray Mears then.

[fish]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> That rules out Ray Mears then.

>:D<

[lozzyloz]

I'd plump for Nigella Lawson. She may not have the survival skills but at least she floats!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I want LL Cool J, cos I want to die with a smile on my face!

[dulwichmum]

I would have Ray Winstone for the same reason!

[LostThePlot]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> I'd plump for Nigella Lawson. She may not have the

> survival skills but at least she floats!

WHAT????? (Bizzare!!)

Probably Kylie for a large number of disgusting reasons...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Stephen Fry for wit and entertainment.

[lozzyloz]

LTP, Bizare it may be, but you try paddling away from a desert island with only Kylie as a makeshift canoe! Nigella can easily slice through the heavy surf and enable me catch the gulf stream current and a 3 week drift to home.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I will be taking Tanya Streeter, world champion free diver.

http://www.divernet.com/data/images/1205_iconic_kit_05.jpg

Her diving capabilities will come in handy.

[PeckhamRose]

Johnny Depp.

Die happy.

[dulwichmum]

Ray Winstone can float...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1560000/images/_1564632_film300.jpg

[Michael Palaeologus]

Is that a sprout in his trunks?

[SimonM]

>>>Ray Winstone can float... <<<

Only if you blow up his Lilo for him first.....

[Brendan]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> LTP, Bizare it may be, but you try paddling away

> from a desert island with only Kylie as a

> makeshift canoe! Nigella can easily slice through

> the heavy surf and enable me catch the gulf stream

> current and a 3 week drift to home.

Nigela would probably keep you alive for a lot longer than Kylie would.

(You can take that any way you please.)

[LostThePlot]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> LTP, Bizare it may be, but you try paddling away

> from a desert island with only Kylie as a

> makeshift canoe!

NOw you see that's the difference. I'd have no desire to get off the island.....

[LostThePlot]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I will be taking Tanya Streeter, world champion

> free diver.

>

> http://www.divernet.com/data/images/1205_iconic_ki

> t_05.jpg

>

>

> Her diving capabilities will come in handy.

Can't she stay down for something like 8 minutes at a time...... =8-0

[Ladygooner]

Theirry Henry - so we can have a game of beach football!

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Can't she stay down for something like 8 minutes at a time?"

Oh Lordy, yes.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

He may not float like Mr Winstone or Ms Lawson,

http://www.outsideleft.com/shrinker465.php?s=i/stars/ll_cool_ja.jpg&w=465

But I'd be happy to drown with him!!

Plus I heard he stays down without coming up for breath, for hours!

[mockney piers]

"someone who was trained in survival skills, was extremely good looking, intelligent and witty - and who could cook"

So I'm thinking some one with forestry skills, but homely and beautiful....hmmmm a forrester perhaps?

[Brendan]

"someone who was trained in survival skills, was extremely good looking, intelligent and witty - and who could cook"

Easy. That?s my fianc?. I think doing her training in an NHS hospital in Manchester qualifies as survival skills.

Although I may just go for someone who knows how to make alcohol from various types of fruit.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

You mean someone like this?

http://atlantis.terrassl.net/irishcomedy.com/images/seamusmooretinkerspotcheencd.jpg

[fish]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> You mean someone like this?

>

> http://atlantis.terrassl.net/irishcomedy.com/image

> s/seamusmooretinkerspotcheencd.jpg

>:D<

[SteveT]

I used to dream of becoming a vast cultural desert...................and having been one for some years its not all that.