Discrete hotels

[hotsauce]

Are there any good, cheap and discrete hotels in East Dulwich that would be suitable for conducting an affair in. Ideally not too expensive and easy to get too and from?

Thanks

[StraferJack]

ah look, another one

[hotsauce]

Actually it was a reasonably serious question.. I don't know the area so was wondering if anyone could advise. Obviously my friend doesn't stay in hotels all that often round ED way, so I figured the forum was a reasonable place to ask in.

Also 'another one'? Sorry I'm not sure what you mean by that..

[*Bob*]

#awesome

[DulwichFox]

Discrete Hotel... Then you publicise your intentions on an Open Forum..

That is very Odd.. (?)

Funny Though..

Foxed Fox

[undergran]

... or do you mean "discreet"?

[Gidget]

Trolling for encounters? There aren't any hotels in ED anyway. Pubs with rooms.

[Gidget]

Discrete; French for discreet.

[PaulK]

All put the boot in why dontcha. What took you 5 minutes SJ?

[StraferJack]

well, it's not as if people DON'T go out of their way to cause trouble

now is it?

[StraferJack]

and what do you mean "put the boot" in - are you saing "hotsauce" is genuine in his/her request?

But look who I'm asking

[david_carnell]

Oh Jack, do dick off, there's a good chap.

[Ted Max]

Viccy Inn's no good. If you stand on the traffic island on Bellenden Road you can see even a reasonably well holstered arse on the upstroke through the top windows.

Actress has no locks on the doors, and the polis have it under surveillance from the safe house opposite. They sell playing away shaggers' deets to the local PIs (at least the ones they haven't already axed in Sydenham pub car parks).

I'd say that only leaves the two secret rooms above Green & Blue. You have to go through the kitchen to get there, but at least there's a decent drop avaiable with which to drown the guilt, fear and self-loathing.

HTH.

[katie1997]

An adulterous friend of mine recommends the Camberwell Church Street Hotel Following marathon-long sessions in the bedroom he and his mistress realised they were rather hungry having skipped dinner, and apparently there's loads of good places to eat locally that are open pretty late/early... if you can drag yourselves away from your hotel room.

#HTH

[katie1997]

I forgot to say, transport links are pretty excellent what with the myriad of bus routes that go through the area.

[Loz]

You could try Peckham High Street. I've heard that if you go there after dark you are completely f***ed.

[Girl82]

How about the East Dulwich Hotel on Upland Road? Very seedy looking place! And nobody would ever find you in there.

[maxxi]

Girl82 Wrote:

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> How about the East Dulwich Hotel on Upland Road?

> Very seedy looking place! And nobody would ever

> find you in there.

This is true and if you enter via the third door (walking away from LL) you can get access to the 'jerk' room where you may be able to meat meet like-minded pals.

[katie1997]

I don't think the transport links on Uplands Road will meet the OPs requirements. I mean the P13 doesn't even go near there and you'd have to walk to Barry Road for the 12.

[Ted Max]

I'd consider a 78 to Hilton Tower Bridge at More London. Could make it a round trip by coming back on the train from L Bridge.

Pretty discreet too, I think. It's BoJo's choice of venue for begetting bastards with City Hall temps, and nobody much found out about that.

[Pickle]

I'll rent you my loft rooms if you'd like. Discretion guaranteed (for a price) and we live in the safe part of East Dulwich, away from the rogue drunks and the like that you run the risk of encountering down the Peckham end.

[DulwichFox]

Pickle Wrote:

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> I'll rent you my loft rooms if you'd like.

> Discretion guaranteed (for a price) and we live in

> the safe part of East Dulwich, away from the rogue

> drunks and the like that you run the risk of

> encountering down the Peckham end.

No Hidden cameras or Recording Equipment. ???

Fox

[Pickle]

Errrr, no, none whatsoever*

*kiddizoom cameras don't count, right?

[corinne R]

Came home exhausted and in a bad mood, but this thread and you guys that post have made me chuckle..actually, my husband is late home?!

[Grumpy Hamster]

I like the idea of Green & Blue, that way you're not far from the "Do It Yourself" shop if one of you doesn't turn up.

Seriously, if this is a genuine question, and presumably only the OP knows for sure, you're really covering the total humiliation angle if one or both of the other partners does discover you - bravo.