To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery

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Arlott,J.

Johnston,B.

Blofeld,H.

Maskell,D.

Wolstenholme,K.

Waddell,S.

Coleman,D.

Walker,M.

Waring,E.

Carpenter,H.

Gutteridge,R.

Hall,S.

Lowe,T.

West,P.

[woodrot]

Idiot

Perfidious Albion

[RosieH]

You know in The Simpsons, when Mr Burns touches something fresh (for instance a flower, or food in the canteen) and it turns to rotten slime, does anyone else think of woodrot?

Let a little sunshine into your soul, man. There are over a million words in the English language, and only one of them is Grinch.

[woodrot]

My internet character may not wholly mirror my meatspace persona*

* possibly untrue

[Mick Mac]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> DNQ:

>

> Wellington (Tyrant, Irish)

Wellington was I think born in Dublin but was not Irish - "If a man is born in a stable, does that make him a horse?" or words to that effect.

He considered himself "born an Englishman" no doubt.

I'm not sure I'd consider being born an Englishman to be first prize though. There is not a day goes past when I don't take time to thank the Lord that it did not happen to me.

[Alan Medic]

I don't think I've ever met ever anyone who regretted where they were born and certainly no one who wished they were born English.

[Brendan]

Loz Wrote:

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> Slight tangent, but relevant to the the thread

> title, did you know that the average penis size of

> an Englishman is approximately twice than that of

> an American?

So poms are bigger dicks than yanks?

I'll buy that. Where does it leave Australealanders?

[womanofdulwich]

yep Alan Medic- but English man v English woman?

[Loz]

Brendan Wrote:

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> I'll buy that. Where does it leave Australealanders?

Hangin' with the Saffers.

[tallulah71]

Not sure any of my Aussie mates would hang with a Saffer- I mean why would you?

[Brendan]

If you wanted to win the ashes I suppose.

[Loz]

The upcoming South Africa A vs South Africa B should be quite a good series.

[tallulah71]

Brendan Wrote:

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> If you wanted to win the ashes I suppose.

Ha!

[Genius]

Implying God exists.