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To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery

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RosieH

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You know in The Simpsons, when Mr Burns touches something fresh (for instance a flower, or food in the canteen) and it turns to rotten slime, does anyone else think of woodrot?


Let a little sunshine into your soul, man. There are over a million words in the English language, and only one of them is Grinch.

Mick Mac

Mick Mac

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Ted Max Wrote:

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> DNQ:

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> Wellington (Tyrant, Irish)



Wellington was I think born in Dublin but was not Irish - "If a man is born in a stable, does that make him a horse?" or words to that effect.


He considered himself "born an Englishman" no doubt.


I'm not sure I'd consider being born an Englishman to be first prize though. There is not a day goes past when I don't take time to thank the Lord that it did not happen to me.

Brendan

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Loz Wrote:

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> Slight tangent, but relevant to the the thread

> title, did you know that the average penis size of

> an Englishman is approximately twice than that of

> an American?


So poms are bigger dicks than yanks?


I'll buy that. Where does it leave Australealanders?

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