Thngs that are vastly over rated

[Guest]

Agree with Louisiana on sports, especially participation as a spectator - yawn. Other overrated things:

Parties

Dulwich Park and that cafe in it where you have to queue for an hour

Hairdressers - more hairdressers have made me cry than boyfriends

Most TV

Those smock tops that seem so promising but make you look like a spacehopper ... particularly when teamed with -

Skinny jeans

Low rise jeans

MBTs - I'm only wearing them because I was stupid enough to fall for the hype and I can't bear to throw the money away

G-strings - very unhygienic and make your trousers sit badly at the back

Low-rise shorts - make all women look pearshaped

I feel better now.

[Brendan]

Other peoples? opinions

[wee quinnie]

Ms B Wrote:

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> Agree with Louisiana on sports, especially

> participation as a spectator - yawn. Other

> overrated things:

>

> Parties

> Dulwich Park and that cafe in it where you have to

> queue for an hour

> Hairdressers - more hairdressers have made me cry

> than boyfriends

> Most TV

> Those smock tops that seem so promising but make

> you look like a spacehopper ... particularly when

> teamed with -

> Skinny jeans

> Low rise jeans

> MBTs - I'm only wearing them because I was stupid

> enough to fall for the hype and I can't bear to

> throw the money away

> G-strings - very unhygienic and make your trousers

> sit badly at the back

> Low-rise shorts - make all women look pearshaped

>

> I feel better now.

To quote his Keefness:

Exactly right! (on everything here)

[Guest]

After all the offloading I felt able to go and contribute to the 'I LOVE' thread, which was nice.

[louisiana]

Ms B Wrote:

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> Agree with Louisiana on sports, especially

> participation as a spectator - yawn. Other

> overrated things:

>

> Parties

Agree with Ms B on this one. Over-rated. I only forgive parties if good food is provided.

> Dulwich Park and that cafe in it where you have to

> queue for an hour

> Hairdressers - more hairdressers have made me cry

> than boyfriends

> Most TV

> Those smock tops that seem so promising but make

> you look like a spacehopper ... particularly when

> teamed with -

> Skinny jeans

Yukee!

And the smock tops are particularly bad with big tits.

> Low rise jeans

> MBTs - I'm only wearing them because I was stupid

> enough to fall for the hype and I can't bear to

> throw the money away

MBTs?

> G-strings - very unhygienic and make your trousers

> sit badly at the back

Dreadful things

[louisiana]

And cricket.

[Moos]

I feel that with Ms B in the world there is no longer any need to complain about anything, as she has hit the nail so very smartly on the head.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Programmes on dinosaur poo - such as that I am currently watching.

Aparently 11,000 year old giant sloth plop still "smells the same as the day it was made"

You wouldnt get this old shite on American telly

[Guest]

How do they know is smells the same as the day it was made?

[SteveT]

Is there a smell by date

[HonaloochieB]

Catch 22 - the main conceit aside,just dull.

Home-made mayonaisse - for people who are just too damn lazy to go out and buy salad cream.

Whisk(e)y connoisseurs - it's tan coloured hooch, it gets you pissed. Enough said.

CAMRA - look there's real ale already, stop campaigning. NOW.

Finnegan's Wake - a 'circular' novel apparently. A circular hand movement to it.

Neil Young - stop bloody whining man.

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

Dolphins - Face it hippy, new-age types...they're just smug fish. No-one thinks Richard Branson is special because of his perma-grin.

[SteveT]

Dolphins are pubs sometimes, so they can't all be bad. The Dolphin in my home town is one of the oldest buildings the town has, it follows the contours of the land and the doorways were meant for four foot dwarves or fit limbo dancers.

most films,

most jobs

most peoples opinion of themselves.

[El Pibe]

Now I'm not suggesting Charlie Parker is overrated, I think he's great, but he seems to have hit untouchable status when a lot of his stuff, frankly, wouldn't be out of place in a screwball RKO production with Claudette Colbert in!

I blame that Clint Eastwood film with old droopy eye playing Bird, what was it called again?

[*Bob*]

Bird

[StraferJack]

I think you might be wrong there *Bob* - but no matter, UDT will be along shortly to give us the correct name of that film...

[El Pibe]

I thought it was Fat Black Trumpet Man He Smoke Too Much Poppy and Die, but then maybe I should stop buying DVDs off the Chinese chap in the George Canning.

[Loz]

Nope, it's Bird

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094747/

[*Bob*]

I am Inveeencibaaaall!

[the-e-dealer]

Yeah Kettle Crisps - Bring back the REAL WALKERS!

[BrandNewGuy]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Neil Young - stop bloody whining man.

That's a piece of crap!

 

[the-e-dealer]

Britain's Favourite Grandmother. yuck.

[Ridgley]

Tom Cruise ? Not that great of an actor

Bridgette Jones Diary ? Sad old cow

Andy Murray ? Boring as fuck