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I think a blanket ban on all children in East Dulwich is now very overdue.


Places whereby the ban should be implemented are;


ALL pubs. A pen will be made available in a quiet area adjacent to the bins where children can be safely locked up if bringing them is absolutely necessary.


Parks. Children will be banned from all parks in and around the ED area. This rule will have no exceptions other than between the hours of 8-10am on New Year?s day when any normal sensible human being will be fast asleep recovering from the night before.


Talking in public. No one wants to hear a child let alone see one, all children will therefore be banned from talking.


Restaurants/cafes. Children will most certainly eat food is a disgusting manor, therefore ALL children will be banned from eating.


I hope these new measures will help bring East Dulwich into a new era where the reputation of ?yummy mummy? is finally banished forever and all children are kept indoors away from public life.


Thanking you please.

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On several occasions when I have had a trolley in the supermarket, little children have suddenly appeared from around corners and from behind their parent and run straight into my path. This is making my rare shopping trips (I used to dislike them- now I loathe them)very uncomfortable. I have decided not to take care in the supermarkets,; I am going to plug in my i-pod and become totally engrossed in the goods on the shelves like the parents of these children left to run around unsupervised. If there is a collision- well -King's is just up the road!

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