Utterly inane news thread

[Jeremy]

I am tempted to buy a sausage sandwich for breakfast, but have decided to get some fruit and a slice of toast instead.

[KidKruger]

The huge blue rolls of 'mechanics rag' available at Khan's for ?1.49 easily outlast a 6-pack of standard toilet roll.

Though you do need to 'harden-up' a little to get used to it.

[jumpinjackflash]

what you save on toilet rolls you spend in plumbing bills when that stuff gets stuck in the U bend!

[KidKruger]

It still tears off in squares, albeit big ones, but no blockages. Thanks tho.

[Huguenot]

Just burnt my tongue on cauliflower cheese.

Bet you didn't know you could get cauliflower cheese in Singapore did you?

Bet you don't know who the biggest producer of cauliflower is either? ;-)

[Guest]

I'm quite hot.

[El Pibe]

I'm a bit wary of Kenneth Williams references given their apparent ablility to stoke up the violent escalation of a situation, but

'Oooh Matron!!!'

[Help-Ma-Boab]

It takes 5 hours and 24 mins on the train from Stirling to Kings Cross. Might do that next time instead of flying.

[Guest]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> I'm a bit wary of Kenneth Williams references

> given their apparent ablility to stoke up the

> violent escalate of a situation, but

> 'Oooh Matron!!!'

Not that kind of hot. Chafing thighs hot.

[El Pibe]

Ee gads woman, what are you doing to me!!!!!!

[LondonLogCo]

Vaseline was originally known as Rod Wax

That's a fact

( does this count as UIN? I wonder)

[maxxi]

I heard someone say it was 'close' today. I think it must be trying to be a very hairy man when it's close.

[Guest]

Not to mention smelly.

[Huguenot]

Aspirin... I need aspirin...

[Dopamine1979]

I ate a cheese baguette for lunch.

It had poppy seeds on it.

[LondonLogCo]

I'm facing backwards as I travel on the train

The girl in front of me has said "like" about 20 times in the last few minutes, whilst on the phone

And "obviously"

[Salsaboy]

I'm tired.

[Annette Curtain]

Just about to look up "skrillex"

[Alan Medic]

Sunrise was at 05.40 this morning and tomorrow it will be 2 minutes later.

[Huguenot]

Have you got Starwalk on an iPad? If not it's worth getting just for that.

[Alan Medic]

No. I've got a window and a clock. What's an iPad?

[Huguenot]

It's something you buy in a shop and get this....

http://vitotechnology.com/star-walk.html

[Alan Medic]

Oh. Will this allow me to stop sunrise getting later every day? I'd like that.

[Atticus]

Just bought Starwalk for my IPad

[Huguenot]

Yes AM, it'll take a little while to work. Knowing you as well as I do, I reckon you'll have just about got the hang of it by December the 21st or 22nd.

Think of it as a Christmas wish. Wish and wish and wish, and it'll achieve wonders. Most people get bored of this by June, and then look what happens!