Utterly inane news thread

[KidKruger]

I have got a top for this pen after all, it seems to have got ovelooked at the bottom of my breast pocket. Relief.

[southmark]

Did you employ them?

LondonLogCo Wrote:

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> I saw three young men wearing checked shirts,

> khaki chinos and white pumps

>

> They all had blonde hair

[Ridgley]

law in Skamania County, Washington

The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine of One hundred Thousand Dollars ($100.0000) :)

[jumpinjackflash]

Just eaten a whole packet of chocolate peanuts and totally messed up my diet

[Salsaboy]

Just having the best cup of tea so far today.

[Alan Medic]

I had my only cup of tea today at about 5.30 am.

[LondonLogCo]

I'm recharging my phone & listening to Radio 4

I might eat fish tonight

I'm painting with Dulux Trade 50YR 4501 mid grey Eggshell paint

( look it up )

[Michael Palaeologus]

Ridgley Wrote:

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> law in Skamania County, Washington

>

> The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other

> undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by

> a fine of One hundred Thousand Dollars ($100.0000)

> :)

This is actually quite interesting and so is not sufficiently inane.

Please try harder to be less interesting.

[Annette Curtain]

I'm thinking about eating something

Have not decided what

Hayfever is making my right nostril run a bit

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Got a new toothbrush today. Considering going to bed early to test it out.

[Annette Curtain]

yeah, threading a box sash window is interesting !

I picked that up from the internet and it's worked for me.

[maxxi]

It's not dark yet. Although it is darker than it was earlier.

[Moos]

'tis too.

[Alan Medic]

My wife and son headed off to the airport early this morning. On arrival they were quite surprised when they looked at their tickets to find they are flying to Seville and not Faro as I had told them.

[Salsaboy]

My knees hurt.

[Alan Medic]

Flight delayed.

[LondonLogCo]

I can see a yellow space hopper abandoned in the bushes

(printed face down, ears pointing westerly)

I'm in Oxford

[Alan Medic]

Very delayed.

[Dopamine1979]

I just ate a 'Taste the difference' Prawn and rocket sandwich from Sainsbury's. It tasted different. The rocket was bitter.

[maxxi]

I have just looked and I see that it's Thursday again. This happens a lot.

[LondonLogCo]

My new room has a single bed

And a double shower which smells of Cif

[Michael Palaeologus]

This afternoon the 484 bus arrived at East Dulwich station shortly after I did. This was quite pleasent.

[Alan Medic]

Plane landed late. Huh, no surprise there then.

[Ridgley]

Maybe not to you MP it is not insane enough but I think it is I never heard of such a ridiculous law who whoever seen a big foot does it actually exist.

[KidKruger]

The cat coughed-up a fur ball, unusually, in it's litter tray (a welcome change).