Great American Humour - Hillary Clinton

[gerry]

Have a look at this......

[mockney piers]

I love seeing jpgs reproduced base64 text

anyhow, here was gerry's joke, which might have sat fine in the joke room.

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White

House.

She has waited several years for this!

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I

best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas J efferson appears. ..

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater."

[Jah Lush]

Very good. I remember seeing something similar when that idiot Bush got in first and and God help us second time round.

[gerry]

So sorry you cannot see the photos of Hillary which accompany this....if anyone knows how to open this properly, feel free to have a go.

[dulwichmum]

Please help me out here - I admit it, I am as thick as two short planks. I don't get it...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Lincoln was assassinated at a theatre.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!

[gerry]

Is anyone following the American elections? What about Superbowl Sunday?

[tinagwee]

has anyone read up on the republican candidates? scarey lot. can we send america to coventry?

to be honest they are all stir crazy over the water there so it makes not a blind bit of difference who gets in as its the big corporates who make the rules.

morrissey will be pleased if hilary or barack gets in though as he has a song about how america not having had a black or female (or gay but how knows maybe) president, although then he wont be able to sing the song so might be peeved