Great Quotes

[atila the gooner]

It's not personal Sonny, it's strictly business - Michael Corelone to Sonny from the film the Godfather

[Jah Lush]

?A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f**king cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.?

Bill Hicks

[atila the gooner]

No vietcong ever called me nigger - Muhhamad Ali ( commenting on his refusal to fight in the Vietnam war)

[Jah Lush]

"I suppose I do have one or two regrets. Trouble is I can't remember what they are."

Peter Cook

[lozzyloz]

"If you've never seen an Elephant ski, then you've never been on acid."

Eddie Izzard

[atila the gooner]

You 'it me and you were aiming for 'im? No wonder you're in the f**king reserves. - 'Arry Redknapp shouting at a player after being hit on the back of the head with a ball during a filmed interview conducted during a training session. Priceless!!!

[atila the gooner]

?If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there?d be peace.? - John Lennon

[hibbs]

Good friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you always know they are there

[dulmum]

"You look so beautiful, I can hardly keep my eyes on the meter." Woody Allen, Manhattan

[Incitatus]

?I believe that you should find a partner and mate for life, like pigeons and catholics? ? Woody Allen Manhatten

[Michael Palaeologus]

A Pub by any other name would be just as sweet

[bignumber5]

Edit as I was sticking up the groucho quote about dogs, then saw it was up already. Now having a think...

[SeanMacGabhann]

"then saw it was up already. Now having a think..."

bignumber5 2008

[bignumber5]

Have to fall back on Spike Milligan's epitaph - "i told you i was ill..."

[SteveT]

It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men. Mae West

A friend is one who knows you, and loves you just the same. Elbert Hubbard

Beneath this sod, lies another one. Another tombstone epitaph attributed to Spike Milligan

[KalamityKel]

Deep Steve DEEEEEEEEP!

[mockney piers]

page 11 ?!!

aaaanyway

"The great tragedy of science is the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact"

"I'm far too much of a cynic to deny the possibility of anything [except homeopathy]"

T. H. Huxley

[atila the gooner]

"How can an idiot become a policeman, just answer me that!!"

"It's very simple, all he has to do is enlist."

Herbert Loms character talking to Peter Sellers in one of the Pink Panther series of films.

[spadetownboy]

"uhh, i dont know i didnt see the incident" arsene wenger, 1998-present.

[Guest]

"A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist." another by Elbert Hubbard

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." George W Bush

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." (guess - yes, him again)

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi

[atila the gooner]

spadetownboy Wrote:

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> "uhh, i dont know i didnt see the incident" arsene

> wenger, 1998-present.

"You f**king cheating bastard" Sir Smart Alick Fergusmoan to a referee. What a classy gent he is - Arsehole. I can't understand why Man Ure and their fans are so reviled by the world and his dog.

[spadetownboy]

atila the gooner Wrote:

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> spadetownboy Wrote:

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> > "uhh, i dont know i didnt see the incident"

> arsene

> > wenger, 1998-present.

>

>

> "You f**king cheating bastard" Sir Smart Alick

> Fergusmoan to a referee. What a classy gent he is

> - Arsehole. I can't understand why Man Ure and

> their fans are so reviled by the world and his

> dog.

He shoots,he scores.

[atila the gooner]

spadetownboy Wrote:

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> atila the gooner Wrote:

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> > spadetownboy Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > "uhh, i dont know i didnt see the incident"

> > arsene

> > > wenger, 1998-present.

> >

> >

> > "You f**king cheating bastard" Sir Smart Alick

> > Fergusmoan to a referee. What a classy gent he

> is

> > - Arsehole. I can't understand why Man Ure and

> > their fans are so reviled by the world and his

> > dog.

>

>

> He shoots,he scores.

Very original. Wanker.

[mockney piers]

FFS this thread is entitled 'great quotes', not school playground football toss.

Take it to the footie room.

[atila the gooner]

Well said Mockney, as usual it takes a Man Ure fan to lower the tone, and they wonder why they are universally loathed.