benjaminty Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 but then the stench of the sewage from Lordship left it un-sunbathable? (hmmm)I wish to be a genius with my camera.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 ..but all your exposures turn out to be indecent.I wish I could fly, right up to the sky... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But you would bump into Icarus on his way down and hurtle to earth, a sticky mass.I wish it were summer Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But you can't .. turns out you're just a green puppet with a freaky man's hand up your behind :)I wish I could get Thames Water to pull their finger out... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But then the finger was the only thing jamming the leak so more floods cometh.I wish for a sighting of the kingfisher in the park this afternoon. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But the kid died!I wish my cold would go away. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But then you'll be able to smell all the stinky pollution.#Wishing I was skinny, wishing that the whole world knew my name...# Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminty Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But you die from an eating disorder ...... before you have a chance streak at the next world cup final...I wish the itchy feeling in my throat, eyes and ears would give it a rest... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But then you lose all the feeling in your body and don't realise that you are on fire.I wish the CPT could get a nice new owner who would keep it as pubbish as possible, but make some improvements. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77335 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 but the landlord/lady takes a dislike to you and bars you for life on the opening night.I wish that Torquay United would win the FA Trophy (not Vase) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77337 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Unable to cope with an event with such a high improbability factor actually occurring the universe implodes on itself. I wish it was Friday. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77338 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But it turns out to be Friday 13th and you get hacked to death by a man in a hocky mask.I wish I could have a holiday. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Only for it to be the Holiday from Hell and you send the article into the Daily Express to try and recoup some of your losses.I wish I could speak Italian. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But you get one word wrong and end up insulting the daughter of a mob boss and getting whacked.I wish I was going to Bordeaux this weekend for a wine tasting. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Only to go to the Doctor tomorrow and be put on antibiotics so you can't have any alcohol for a fortnight.I wish I had seen Kurt Cobain/Nirvana in concert. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77386 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But it turns out to be an evening that Kurt is suffering from 'exhaustion' and Courtney Love steps into the breach.I wish for a world free of racism and intolerance where people could live in peace and harmony.(Pick the bones out of that) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But like the Eloi of the Time Machine, without strife, mankind becomes complacent and gradually dies out through lack of interest.I wish my ex hadn't run off with my favourite albums. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But you DID scratch them all before the ex left, suspecting this might be the case.I wish there was a tiny iPod capable of holding ALL my albums and CDs and ALL my photos and movies and copies of ALL movies I ever loved and all my contacts and phone numbers and that I had five such iPod thingies so if I lost one I had others. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 And then the US military accidentally drop a smart bomb and erase your memory so that you can no longer remember where you left your ipod stash.I wish global warming would speed up a bit so that I could grow mangos and other exotic fruit in my garden. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But the utility company raise their prices so much that you can't afford to run a freezer to make ice for your Pimms and exotic fruit accompaniments.I wish I could drink more than two pints of beer in an evening, before suffering incredible headaches the following morning. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 You can. Keep drinking, thereby ruinining your health, losing your job and risking an early death...but at least no headache.I wish I had X-Ray vision... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 But then you'd never be able to enjoy the beauty of pure sensuous skin.I wish I could get free prescriptions (without the necessity of moving to Wales!) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 You can, simply develop a chronic condition such as diabetes.I wish I had a pound for every time I heard or read the phrase "political correctness gone mad"... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lozzyloz Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 But then the BNP win the next general election and all gays, immigrants and non-whites are persecuted, expunged or sent into exile.I wish there was no longer a developing world but just one world without borders and prejudice. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassius Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 But then you realised you had turned into a Miss World Candidate...I wish there were no more series of Big Brother ever Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/2528-corrupt-a-wish/page/3/#findComment-77562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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