Wallet stealing scam - beware...

[Carter]

Over the last couple of months I became a victim of a clever Eastern European scam while out shopping.

Simply dropping into Sainsburys for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out Of their skimpy T-shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco Express in Peckham. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked.

Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th & 10th, twice on the 15th, again on 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also on August 1st, 4th, 6th, and 10th.

Hopefully again this weekend.

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for ?1.99 each but Lidl's are ?1.75 and look better.

[red devil]

I might be interested if they give out Nectar points...

[Mick Mac]

Get Carter.

And when you find him tell him to stop bothering me.

[ratty]

Lol'd

[TillieTrotter]

Hahahaha.

[KalamityKel]

darn u must be gifted!

[DulwichFox]

You must have the cleanest Windscreen in ED.

Fox.

[Carter]

@Mick Mac

Bothering you? I wasn't aware I was.

What an odd thing to say...

[Alan Medic]

I think MM's comment is perhaps too subtle for you Carter, and others I'm sure. Not meant to be an insult at all.

[Carter]

Is it a line from the film?

I've never actually watched it myself.

[KalamityKel]

So what's the history behind ya name? I mean why choose that one? :)

[Charlotte1988]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> You must have the cleanest Windscreen in ED.

>

> Fox.

haha! I really wasn't seeing where this was going until the end - I'm so naive, lol!

[Mick Mac]

Carter Wrote:

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> Is it a line from the film?

>

> I've never actually watched it myself.

I say a lot of odd things Carter - no offence intended. Good story.