Oxymoron, surely

[KidKruger]

Taliban justice minister.

...the former Taliban justice minister Mullah Turabi will be released by Pakistan shortly.

[Dee Woffaz]

come on Yasser Arafat won the Noble Peace prize...................

Still think the best oxymoron has got to be "Happily Married"

[KidKruger]

No I think Happily Married is less of any oxymoron that Taliban Justice Minister.

Even the most severe critic would concede that Marriages have happy moments at the least, but TJM is just plain worng as a concept and doesn't even start at trying to be happy (like marriage is intended).

[El Pibe]

In fairness justice is a very subjective concept.

I'm sure there's a haqaninetworkforum.af somewhere where amidst the bleatings about is that snobby rifle salesman setting up a stall or not, they're joking about some western minister of justice, chuckling about how they can't even deport someone let alone take them down to the nearest football stadium.

[maxxi]

diffident forumite

[El Pibe]

undisputed truth

aaaah, couldn't resist

[Dee Woffaz]

Devout atheist..........

[pablogrande]

American intelligence

[Jessie]

friendly fire

[Salsaboy]

Sound of silence.

[Atticus]

Scouse Kopite

[Isla]

Guilty pleasure.

[beef]

X Factor winner