We're under attack, Captain

[Ted Max]

Sock puppets on the starboard bow, etc

I wonder if their animator has a big whiteboard with all the characters' plotlines and characteristics mapped out on it.

Keep it going, son, you've made a strong start.

[SLAMMED]

:|

[*Bob*]

Tonight is THE BIG PUSH

All leave is cancelled. To the ramparts.

[SLAMMED]

:pear

[????]

Tee hee.

[Isla]

klingons on the starboard bow. Boldly going forward because we can't find reverse.

[RosieH]

what does this: ":pear" mean?

[Otta]

He likes to stick pears up his colon?

[*Bob*]

Wednesday night. Nobody's reading, Admin gets up early.

A hopeless effort.

[Laddy Muck]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> A hopeless effort.

Not at all, Star Bob Star. Deactivation successful. I repeat. Deactivation successful.

[????]

I thought it was relatively harmless and some of it made me chortlle a bit. The burglars bashing in my backdoor and responses was smuttily funny and the pidgeon getting run over etc. But i don't have to mop it up.

[????]

...one's still about......

[*Bob*]

It's a lot of effort though - for an audience of six people.

You need to start slow on Thursday, ramp-up a bit on Friday then go for it on Saturday, knowing the posts will still be up on Sunday. Much better bang for your buck.