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kamila Wrote:

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> Yes, picture would be great :)

> I know exactly who's dog been pooing just outside

> my house but there isn't much I can do about it.


I thought the classic response to this was:


1) Scoop up offending freshly laid turd and place in brown paper bag.

2) Place brown paper bag on doorstep of culprit.

3) Set fire to brown paper bag and ring doorbell.

4) Scarper.

5) Chuckle as culprit is forced to stamp on their pooch's turd in order to put fire out.

When we were 9 years old (a long time ago) we used to think it was hilarious to put dog poo on the doorsteps of people we didn't like, ring the bell and run away. They would (occasionally) step out to see who had rung the doorbell, straight onto the poo. These days, that is probably a criminal offence...

hahaha - yes - 'good luck' if a bird shat on your head in the 70's. but that was a sort of OK-ness about...well, an animal shitting on you.


When you let your animal shit and don't pick up, you deserve at the very least a gentle, "here's a bag". Sometimes that doesn't work...when they point blank refuse (that's when you catch them, mind) call Mark @ Southwark. He's great - and on a mission to sort 'em out!


Multi-dog owner and shit-remover extraordinaire xx

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