Willard Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Top Banana Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I was going to suggest either a stray dog or a fox> but shall bow to E-dealer's scatological prowess.lol Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599220 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willard Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 kamila Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Yes, picture would be great :)> I know exactly who's dog been pooing just outside> my house but there isn't much I can do about it.I thought the classic response to this was: 1) Scoop up offending freshly laid turd and place in brown paper bag.2) Place brown paper bag on doorstep of culprit.3) Set fire to brown paper bag and ring doorbell.4) Scarper.5) Chuckle as culprit is forced to stamp on their pooch's turd in order to put fire out. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599225 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichDeviant Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 DELETED Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599366 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the-e-dealer Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Blokes eh?! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichDeviant Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 DELETED Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallulah71 Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 not sure Kamila is the, "clumping" sort. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichDeviant Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 DELETED Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-599661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
computedshorty Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 If your dog does a Poo put it in the bin.Att. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-600672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimme Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 When we were 9 years old (a long time ago) we used to think it was hilarious to put dog poo on the doorsteps of people we didn't like, ring the bell and run away. They would (occasionally) step out to see who had rung the doorbell, straight onto the poo. These days, that is probably a criminal offence... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-601941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katesonic Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 My mum always said it ' was lucky' when you stepped in poo or bird shit landed on you but I guess that was just her infectious positivity.Perhaps you should buy a lottery ticket next time tho?Merry Christmas x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-601947 Share on other sites More sharing options...
katesonic Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Oh... and her mothers dog was called Lucky.Potential punchline:).Kx Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-601948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlg Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Every little helps!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-601983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallulah71 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 hahaha - yes - 'good luck' if a bird shat on your head in the 70's. but that was a sort of OK-ness about...well, an animal shitting on you.When you let your animal shit and don't pick up, you deserve at the very least a gentle, "here's a bag". Sometimes that doesn't work...when they point blank refuse (that's when you catch them, mind) call Mark @ Southwark. He's great - and on a mission to sort 'em out! Multi-dog owner and shit-remover extraordinaire xx Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-602089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
te37v Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 thany you for goods. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-602986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnL Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 This happened to me in Canary Wharf and to the amusementof my co-workers I shouted at the bird.katesonic Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> bird shit landed on you > Merry Christmas x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-603015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minkey Posted January 18, 2013 Share Posted January 18, 2013 I had a vulture shit on me from a great height once. It didn't strike me as lucky at the time. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/27203-dog-poo-on-my-doorstep/page/2/#findComment-608854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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