Dog poo on my doorstep

[Willard]

Top Banana Wrote:

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> I was going to suggest either a stray dog or a fox

> but shall bow to E-dealer's scatological prowess.

lol

[Willard]

kamila Wrote:

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> Yes, picture would be great :)

> I know exactly who's dog been pooing just outside

> my house but there isn't much I can do about it.

I thought the classic response to this was:

1) Scoop up offending freshly laid turd and place in brown paper bag.

2) Place brown paper bag on doorstep of culprit.

3) Set fire to brown paper bag and ring doorbell.

4) Scarper.

5) Chuckle as culprit is forced to stamp on their pooch's turd in order to put fire out.

[DulwichDeviant]

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[the-e-dealer]

Blokes eh?!

[DulwichDeviant]

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[tallulah71]

not sure Kamila is the, "clumping" sort.

[DulwichDeviant]

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[computedshorty]

If your dog does a Poo put it in the bin.

Att.

[Gimme]

When we were 9 years old (a long time ago) we used to think it was hilarious to put dog poo on the doorsteps of people we didn't like, ring the bell and run away. They would (occasionally) step out to see who had rung the doorbell, straight onto the poo. These days, that is probably a criminal offence...

[katesonic]

My mum always said it ' was lucky' when you stepped in poo or bird shit landed on you but I guess that was just her infectious positivity.

Perhaps you should buy a lottery ticket next time tho?

Merry Christmas x

[katesonic]

Oh... and her mothers dog was called Lucky.

Potential punchline:).

Kx

[jlg]

Every little helps!!!

[tallulah71]

hahaha - yes - 'good luck' if a bird shat on your head in the 70's. but that was a sort of OK-ness about...well, an animal shitting on you.

When you let your animal shit and don't pick up, you deserve at the very least a gentle, "here's a bag". Sometimes that doesn't work...when they point blank refuse (that's when you catch them, mind) call Mark @ Southwark. He's great - and on a mission to sort 'em out!

Multi-dog owner and shit-remover extraordinaire xx

[te37v]

thany you for goods.

[JohnL]

This happened to me in Canary Wharf and to the amusement

of my co-workers I shouted at the bird.

katesonic Wrote:

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> bird shit landed on you

> Merry Christmas x

[The Minkey]

I had a vulture shit on me from a great height once. It didn't strike me as lucky at the time.