I pledge allegiance...

[citizenED]

But c'mon guys the yout will need their Pledge to do with their ID cards, innit

[atila the gooner]

The queen is a gooner, leave 'er alone.

[Keef]

I don't want to be tied down to a Big Brother society of ID Cards. I want to break free!

[*Bob*]

Keef Wrote:

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...I want to break free!

A deeply unpleasant mental image has just entered my mind.

[mockney piers]

Does it involve Keef in a basque with a hoover down the CPT perchance? Eek.

[Brendan]

that would really be a breakthrough.

[Cassius]

Guy in my office just said he would be proud to pledge allegiance to the Queen (and he is under 30).

Do you think this is grounds enough for me to hand my notice in (I sit opposite him....)

[Brendan]

Well I for one didn?t watch my buddies die face down in the dirt to listen you bunch of commies say all this un-American crap about the queen.

[HonaloochieB]

Everybody leave the room, Brendan's having one of his flashbacks.

INCOMING! INCOMING!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Could I just point out that the Queen would probably prefer if everyone uses natural beeswax - much kinder to the Hepplewhites.

[Keef]

*takes cover*

Oh well, who wants to live forever anyway?

[*Bob*]

I pledge allegiance to Keef and to the CPT.

May his pint glass remain forever filled;

May he shuffle around in the freezing cold whilst puffing on a tab;

May he dread that phone call from 'er indoors, calling him home to a congealed supper and a rolling pin.

To Mockney's beard also, may it wax and wane - through good times and bad.

In these things I do thusly pledge henceforthly. Amen.

[citizenED]

That's true, Brendan - you sure didn't.

[Brendan]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Could I just point out that the Queen would

> probably prefer if everyone uses natural beeswax -

> much kinder to the Hepplewhites.

lol.

I just got it.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* I don't normally get sentimental over these things, but reading that gives me a lump.

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Could I just point out that the Queen would

> probably prefer if everyone uses natural beeswax -

> much kinder to the Hepplewhites.

It took me a couple of minutes to give it the yocks it deserved, too.

But I was distracted with Brendan trying to dig a foxhole in the corner.

[*Bob*]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> *Bob* I don't normally get sentimental over these

> things, but reading that gives me a lump.

Whereabouts?

[Keef]

Hmm Innuendo :-S

[citizenED]

Methinks straight Elbow Grease would be her Maj's preference for her royal subjects.

[*Bob*]

What's a cooperate event, Keef? And hoo doo I goo aboot ooganising one?

[Keef]

Wouldn't have the first clue mate, I just turn up where I'm told... Funnily enough, at the end of March we are playing at some do at Queens Club!

[Jah Lush]

I think you'll find *Bob* is alluding to your spelling mistake Keef. It should be corporate not cooperate. Sorry for being pedantic.

I pledge allegience to the Rolling Stones, beer and curry. The Queen can stick it where the sun don't shine.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

But Jah, Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl.

[citizenED]

Even if that's as maybe, I'd sooner pleadge my allegiance to Helen Mirren

[KalamityKel]

Am I the only one on here who aint got a clue wot u lot r on about? :-|