A prediction

[Ant]

I can foresee a time when a new meaning of the verb 'to lounge' arises on our fair forum, meaning the occasion of a thread being deemed frivolous and being sent to the lounge.

"Eh, what happened to that thread about milk rounds up the library end that turned into a benny hill sketch about dulwichmum's boobs?"

"Oh, that. It got lounged."

[mockney piers]

Very good Ant!

This forum is rapidly becoming a neologistic wellspring.

The milk round thread? Yeah, too much offtopication going on, it got lounged.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Dulwichmum has boobs?

But, she's a MUM

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Ant and Mr Mikewbate,

Have I missed something? Has the administrator deleted something again?

Of course I have boobs, they are rather nice for a lady of my age actually, but if this line of chat continues with regard to my physical attributes James may come to the forum night out and punch people on the nose!

[Ant]

Dear DM,

You have only to peer a little closer at the first post in this thread and all shall be clear.

And of course, being the gent wot I am, I shall henceforth desist from discussing your assets.

Scout's honour.

[mightyroar]

DM,

As well as a MUM, do you now consider yourself a MILF too?

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mightyroar,

OHMYGODYES! Clearly........ For a woman of less than forty, I am rather tasty (I can look any way I choose on the forum you know) - think of Lara Croft with a four wheeled drive and some little people in tow. Hurrah, the joys of the internet.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I must now retreat to the bathroom for 10 minutes or so ...

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

Why, do you need a bath?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Not any more. Why did you leave the quiet room early? I had an interesting book I was going to introduce you to.

[batdog]

D-Mum,

He needs a bathroom to clean himself, what else for ? ... I mean clean himselfs from his "private sinful thoughts".... and purify his dissolute and corrupted soul and mind -

That's not the effect of your "assets" mentioning but te result of the magical word "LaraCroft" , she's more powerful than viagra ( So I've been told ) >:D<

[dulwichmum]

Oh, I see. Thanks Mr Batdog.

[fish]

I predict a riot - the peasants of ED are revolting.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Fish,

Are you calling sweet Mr Mikewbate a peasant?

[Michael Palaeologus]

A Pheasant perhaps, longing to be plucked

[fish]

No, of course not. I'm just so very, very bored and just wanted to stir up a little trouble. Actually, I'm jealous of all the male attention dulwichmum is getting - leave her alone, you swines.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Nostradamus eat your heart out.