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[Sandperson]

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> > Ahh, that's better!

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> > It wouldn't be the same without him though

> would

> > it Atila? Just think, no more 'Fergie time', no

> > more 'disrespecting the traditions of the FA

> Cup'.

> > No more 'red-nosed alcoholic' jokes. What would

> > the Gooners do with their boundless wit?

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> > *After all, it's not like Arsene 'do you want a

> > sweetie' Wenger likes to moan about matters

> > football is it? He's almost single handedly

> > destroyed the national game in this country by

> > playing a team composed almost entirely of -

> shock

> > horror - foreigners! He's also, allegedly, a

> > pedalo and blind by all accounts.

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> > *Just an example of some United style wit! ;-)

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> Yes, a very enlightened view from a Man Ure fan.

> Is this what passes for humour in Salford. My, my,

> the long dark winter nights must fly by up there

> with such rapier like wit at your disposal.

Sorry I was forgetting that I was addressing the man who coined the nickname 'Fergusmoan'. I believe in the right circles your wit is compared to that of a young Stephen Fry! I bow to your greater humour.

[atila the gooner]

Careful Arsene is not behind you when you bow. Alas I can't take the credit for giving the spawn of satan the name Fergusmoan, that comes from a fanzine.

[Sandperson]

Fair enough. And for the record, once again, I don't actually think Arsene is a pedo or gay.

[Cassius]

Wenger is married I believe (not that in itself signifies anything I realise) but he just keeps his private life private.

[Jah Lush]

Or... his private life in his privates.

[spadetownboy]

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> > > Why did I just know you would stick your oar

> > > in!!!I stand by what I said, so what's your

> > > response to that? Fergusmoan thinks he is

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> > > apologising the FA and probably god almighty.

> > > Odious man.

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> > he shoots ,he scores.

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> You couldn't score if you fell into a barrell of

> tits, you'd come up sucking your thumb. Just like

> Fergusmoan having a sulk.!!! B)

he shoots,he scores.

[atila the gooner]

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In your own net, well done. B)

[Sandperson]

He winks to the left. He winks to the right!

[atila the gooner]

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> He winks to the left. He winks to the right!

Most definitely a Winker!!

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Brilliant. there's that untamed wit again! :))

[atila the gooner]

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> Brilliant. there's that untamed wit again! :))

Yes, I've been listening to that Man Ure bloke on Talkshite radio, Terry Christian I believe his name is and boy is he funny. He's a real barrell of laughs. It must be someting do with living in the grim wastelands of Northern England. Let's face it you need a sense of humour to live up there. And the next one please.

[Annasfield]

Do you lot want to borrow a couple of handbags??

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Seriouslt Attila are you really in your 40s? Your rants about Ferguson and 'Manure'and not giving an exciting Man U team any credit are out off the infants playground

[Jah Lush]

I'm with Annasfield on this. Handbags at dawn for you lot. And, when you've finished perhaps the thread should be closed down. It was after all for some tickets for a match a while back now.

[Sandperson]

Where are these 'handbags' from? I don't want no dodgy, knock off, North London rubbish.

[Annasfield]

How VERY dare you! My handbags are from Liverpool and are guaranteed to be genuine ;-)

[atila the gooner]

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> How VERY dare you! My handbags are from Liverpool

> and are guaranteed to be genuine ;-)

Are you sure they're not from a dodgy sweatshop on the trafford trading estate where they make fake football shirts for the Far East?

[Annasfield]

You are obsessed!!!

[atila the gooner]

No, just don't like Man Ure.

[Annasfield]

You don't say.... ::o

[atila the gooner]

I most certainly do say!!!!;-)

[spadetownboy]

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> I'm with Annasfield on this. Handbags at dawn for

> you lot. And, when you've finished perhaps the

> thread should be closed down. It was after all for

> some tickets for a match a while back now.

you bloody started it with your record comment(6)