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atila the gooner Wrote:

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> > Ahh, that's better!

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> > It wouldn't be the same without him though

> would

> > it Atila? Just think, no more 'Fergie time', no

> > more 'disrespecting the traditions of the FA

> Cup'.

> > No more 'red-nosed alcoholic' jokes. What would

> > the Gooners do with their boundless wit?

> >

> > *After all, it's not like Arsene 'do you want a

> > sweetie' Wenger likes to moan about matters

> > football is it? He's almost single handedly

> > destroyed the national game in this country by

> > playing a team composed almost entirely of -

> shock

> > horror - foreigners! He's also, allegedly, a

> > pedalo and blind by all accounts.

> >

> > *Just an example of some United style wit! ;-)

>

> Yes, a very enlightened view from a Man Ure fan.

> Is this what passes for humour in Salford. My, my,

> the long dark winter nights must fly by up there

> with such rapier like wit at your disposal.


Sorry I was forgetting that I was addressing the man who coined the nickname 'Fergusmoan'. I believe in the right circles your wit is compared to that of a young Stephen Fry! I bow to your greater humour.

atila the gooner Wrote:

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> > > > good on you jah.

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> > > Why did I just know you would stick your oar

> > > in!!!I stand by what I said, so what's your

> > > response to that? Fergusmoan thinks he is

> above

> > > apologising the FA and probably god almighty.

> > > Odious man.

> >

> >

> > he shoots ,he scores.

>

> You couldn't score if you fell into a barrell of

> tits, you'd come up sucking your thumb. Just like

> Fergusmoan having a sulk.!!! B)




he shoots,he scores.

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> > > > > good on you jah.

> > > >

> > > > Why did I just know you would stick your

> oar

> > > > in!!!I stand by what I said, so what's your

> > > > response to that? Fergusmoan thinks he is

> > above

> > > > apologising the FA and probably god

> almighty.

> > > > Odious man.

> > >

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> > > he shoots ,he scores.

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> > You couldn't score if you fell into a barrell

> of

> > tits, you'd come up sucking your thumb. Just

> like

> > Fergusmoan having a sulk.!!! B)

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> he shoots,he scores.



In your own net, well done. B)

atila the gooner Wrote:

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> > He winks to the left. He winks to the right!

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> Most definitely a Winker!!


Brilliant. there's that untamed wit again! :))

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> Brilliant. there's that untamed wit again! :))


Yes, I've been listening to that Man Ure bloke on Talkshite radio, Terry Christian I believe his name is and boy is he funny. He's a real barrell of laughs. It must be someting do with living in the grim wastelands of Northern England. Let's face it you need a sense of humour to live up there. And the next one please.

Annasfield Wrote:

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> How VERY dare you! My handbags are from Liverpool

> and are guaranteed to be genuine ;-)


Are you sure they're not from a dodgy sweatshop on the trafford trading estate where they make fake football shirts for the Far East?

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> I'm with Annasfield on this. Handbags at dawn for

> you lot. And, when you've finished perhaps the

> thread should be closed down. It was after all for

> some tickets for a match a while back now.



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