Quiet room...

[will dex]

*splash*

[Moos]

*floats over in unfeasibly large sunglasses on lilo equipped with drinks tray*

OK, I've got a Mojito (not from A.B. of course), a Cosmopolitan, a frosty San Miguel, a Pimms and something purply-red in a tall glass with a sparkly thing and a paper brolly. What'll it be?

[dulwichmum]

Why darling Moos - you look like a welder in those glasses! This is my favourite kind of glass. Anyone for Krug?

http://epicurious.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/30/champagne_glass_on_black.jpg

[Moos]

*shrieks and removes welding glasses to reveal stunning face and body a la bird in Flashdance*

DM DM DM DM!

I have missed you mos' awfully. For one thing, there's been no bloody champagne in here for ages.

*glares at Michael Pantypullypuss, Citizen, WillDex, PGC, Kalam et al regularos, who all look appropriately shamefaced*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

snigger

[Moos]

Oh sorry, PGC, was that your face I hit with the cork? Terrible accident. Topup?

[KalamityKel]

oh come now moos everyone knows champagne was sooo last season... ya cant beat a good pint these days!

*wonders over to window munching toast*

[Moos]

Champagne never dates, it is eternally classic, never fashionable, never passe.

Very much like my lovely leg-warmers and leotard combo.

[KalamityKel]

oooo now theres an idea for my suit...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Which colour to wear with my Allegra Hicks? Jolly sore when one is hit by a speeding cork.

http://retailconnectiononline.com/_borders/EyePatchColor.jpg

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! I drank that last bottle of Krug too quickly, I have one of my heads...

Interesting er... tassles you are wearing there Peckhamgatecrasher, but would they not be better worn under your kaftan?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Oh shame on you, DM. If you can confuse a fetching eyepatch with the garments that a 'lady' would wear on her nether regions, you must be drinking too much.

[Moos]

PGC looks particularly dashing and saucy today dressed as a lady pirate, don't you think?

Shiver me timbers and a-harrr me hearties, it's time for me lunchtime drop o'grog.

[dulwichmum]

Pass your glass darling, I am already on the sauce!

[KalamityKel]

Anything left for a tired Kel?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Kalam darling, can I offer you a hot toddy? You sound exhausted...

[KoolBananas]

*knock knock*

[KalamityKel]

Who's there?

[KoolBananas]

TIS ME!!! :))

[KalamityKel]

And who's you? Do I know you? *eyes KB suspiciously before realising tis a long lost stranger*

did you get lost down the back of the sofa of in DMs cleavage? *grins*

[KoolBananas]

OR surely KK? ;-) oh if only *sighs*

I, on a slightly drunken night out fell down a hole in the road. There was a sign about essential gasworks or something... only just managed to climb out! ::o

[mockney piers]

*opens door to hot steamy jungle*

*listens to the barks of the howler monkeys and chirrups of the crickets and allows the thick air to circulate around the room, barely stirring the traces of guano encrusted owl-down in the unhoovered corners of the room*

*sits glumly, tries not to think about work*

*quietly sobs*

[KalamityKel]

::o u dare come in here with that language!!!!

*glares at MP*

*realises she doesnt glare very well*

*goes back to staring at the floor*

[will dex]

*Skii's in from adventure bar*

woooooo. Cocktail anyone??

[Moos]

Yes please Will, I'll have a Sidecar, and my howler monkey will have a banana daiquri.