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*enters quiet room, removes Manolo Blahnicks and massages aching feet*

*hunts through presses for packet of ritz cheese crackers and Fortnum & Mason Gentlemans Relish*


*puts on some Debussy and gazes out of window at the broiling surf crashing on the jagged rocks*

I love autumn.

Darling Michael,


How ever could you come out with such a thing?


I am a married lady after all...


Or am I?


...er hold on, I read her book and I really don't have the first clue what nipple clamps are for, and as for her entry on fisting... OHMYGOD - boil these people in oil ... Doh! You don't suppose I will end up mis-quoted again do you???

I fear you may be - these new local Reporters will be looking to cut their teeth on something.


Nipple clamps are used to tighten the things that distribute grease in the moving parts of mechanical things - thats all.


Still, some new ideas for you and James to explore once the kids are in bed and Ana is locked in her hutch for the night.


I have a new camera ....

*Deftly passes Keef a tomato to counterbalance the evil-chips*


*BUT WAIT .... look at that chip, the big one on the left. Is that not a picture of the blessed virgin on its upper side? Is she not weeping vinegar???????????*


*Falls to knees, crossing self manically*

Ooohhhhhhh is THAT what they're for?

I'll tell Himself. He has not been using them for the right job and quite frankly it's a pain...


Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Nipple clamps are used to tighten the things that

> distribute grease in the moving parts of

> mechanical things - thats all.

"DULWICHMUM IN AU-PAIR NIPPLE CLAMPING HORROR"


"I was trying to lubricate her moving parts" said the 50 something Mother of 12 as the Social took her kids into care.



Have you tried the nipple clamps that also give an electic charge? Get the under carriage moving they do.

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