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*Wanders into quiet room with towel on head wearing big fluffy bathrobe*


"OHMYGOD! I have such a hangover. I drank so much I was hallucinating and I thought that I saw Michael Palaeologus wearing womens underwear!"


*Flops down into purple velvet armchair, pulls enormous acrylic bra out from beneath cushion.*


*Thinks to self - "this looks strangely familiar..."*


(IT'S NOT MINE, CLEARLY(before you even say it Michael...I NEVER WEAR MAN MADE FIBRES)

*Noooooooooooooooooooo shan't, you will make me eat from the red and shiny side of the muffin' and that will be my undoin' andtheresnomistakin'.*


*Peeks round sofa to see Dulwichmum inexplicably italicised*


*Bounds from behind sofa, equally inexplicably dressed as a Victorian Cockney boy-chimney sweep. Rods and brushes beneath arms, face covered in soot, clutching own lapels, does cheery high stepping prancey-dance to the tea-pot. Helps self to a cup of Rosey- Lee and a slice of Plum Duff*


*So, DM what did you think of the Queens Speech? Hmm?*


*I am sure I saw you on the TV in the background at the House of Lords - dusting*

*Congratulates Michael for the above line ... sheer genious!*


"Indeed I was not a cleaner in the background at the House of Lords, I was doing a cash job repairing some pointing on Donkey Alley at the time."


*Cunningly flips ruby encrusted gold ring open and slips some mysterious powder into Michaels drink, watches smirking as Michael finishes off his cup of Rosie Lee...*

*Wiggles round in a pumpkiny way to watch telly. Its the Rememberance Service on Whitehall. Who's that, at the back, my, its Dulwichmum, doing us proud. Wait, "DM - you missed a leaf, over there, in the bit of gutter that you forgot to sweep"*


*Cant get the staff nowadays. Still, glad hallowen is behind us*

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