Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Here DM, try my Granny's topset - they might fit. They are have a special place in my hear. She died in them*

[dulwichmum]

So long as she won't miss them, I am not proud.

Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Wow, DM! Can you hit a spitoon from twenty paces?

[dulwichmum]

Ping... sure can sweetart!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Who are you calling a tart?

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD, I simply cannot apologise enough for the mis-understanding sweetie. I never meant to offend in any way. By the way, are these your knickers? I found them on the floor under Michael's chair...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Knickers? I am an unfettered woman.

[dulwichmum]

To confession with you, and someone - call a random servant to wipe down that chair...

[Michael Palaeologus]

It is after all covered in your spittle DM. I am not sure that chewing tobacco goes with pork n' beans.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Wheels bike into the Quiet Room, through the Quiet room and out of the patio doors*

*Places bike in the bike shed round the back*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Joins Michael for a quick fag.

[citizenED]

*waddles into the QR carrying contraband from Eurotunnel trip*

*Stacks booze behind the bar*

*Piles ciggies in the corner, then cracks open a packet and takes it out to the bike shed*

*Hello, you two*

[Keef]

*Creeps in and takes a fag from Citizen's pack*

*Sits on bar stool and lights up*

I've missed this

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Much obliged CitizenEd.

Admires Keef's blatant disregard for the law.

[bagpuss78]

*bumbles in, cracks open a bottle of beer, notices it must be delivery day*

*wonders where everyone is....notices smoke coming from bike shed ah-ha!*

[bagpuss78]

*clips keef round the ear and points at no smoking sign*

[mockney piers]

*thinks of you can't beat them...*

*dons slippers*

*opens bag of finest shag, fills pipe and applies hefty match*

*smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottthhhhh...*

[Keef]

*Holds cold bottle of beer against throbbing ear*

*Sticks 2 fingers up to authority*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Marvellous, I dont smoke - out there*

*Pats the lion that wanders by, they are eating the local cats you know*

[Keef]

*Nods to the Lion respectfully - Being a Leo, we are as one*

*Offers cigarette to the lion who tilts his head sideways in perplexed manner*

[citizenED]

*Clocks lion. Wonders if we are awaiting a witch*

*Rummages in swag bag and pulls out some cheeses and cooked meats*

*Plunges hands in pockets and pulls out croissants, butter and preserves*

*Spreads it all out*

Inspired by Mockney's audacious shagging in the corner, joins others in cocky fagging*

[Keef]

*Advises Citizen that her name is Jadis, and she's a big fan of Turkish Delight*

*Wonders if his real name is actually Citizen EDmund*

[Brendan]

*sneaks in*

*opens the wardrobe to let the witch out*

*buggers off*

[Keef]

*Notices stone table in the corner. Hides under it*

[mockney piers]

*sees blatant christian allegory, runs like billio*