Quiet room...

[Brendan]

*Strolls back in*

*Is that billio over there?*

*I?ve heard it?s a lovely place but I?ve never been there myself.*

*Near Penge isn?t it?*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Passes the lion a nut-cutlet, he's a vegetarian, doesnt like killing, a bit of coward really*

*Bends over to polish ruby slippers*

[Keef]

*Wonders why Michael is clicking his heels together and saying something... no place like... what?*

*Notices the patio has been relaid with yellow bricks*

[KalamityKel]

*wonders if she can hide in here away from ppl having a go at her about the lack of electricity in the building*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Strolls back from bike shed and idly mentions emerald glow on the horizon

[Brendan]

*Surveys the scene of Michael and the lion in ruby slippers, Keef walking in circles - following the yellow brick patio, cocky shag pipe smoking, emerald skies and half plausible billio impressions.*

*Wonders what was in those cigarettes Citizen bought back from Europe.*

[Keef]

*Grabs a passing munchkin and rests pint glass on his head*

[Brendan]

*Takes pint from Munchkin?s head*

*Thanks mate now run off and see what else you can find me*

[Keef]

*Grabs another munchkin*

*chains it to a post*

*takes out hair clippers and creates a fine "flat top"*

*places fresh pint on said flat top*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Takes hair clippers and tries out creative topiary on the faraway tree

[Keef]

*Calls after PeckhamGateCrasher

"Careful, those trees are visiting from middle earth!!!"

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

That explains Michael's somewhat hairy feet in the bike shed

[bagpuss78]

*sees orange munchkin looking lost, gives directions back to chocolate fountain*

*admires Michaels hairy feet, borrows clippers and engraves nike tick in said feet*

[citizenED]

*takes deep breath*

*mops brow*

*..........*

*sparks another dodgy continental fag*

[Brendan]

*Opens eyes to see munchins and oompa loompas (or possibly just essex girls on holiday) all over the place and what has to be Moonface and The Saucepan Man making off with an oversized bottle of Absolut.*

*Freekin out heree maannnn*

*Moves over to the bar*

*Is nearly bowled over by a lion playing with a ball of candy wool*

*Grabs the closest bottle and shakily pours a large calming measure*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Puts "Lucy in the sky with Diamonds" on the phonograph

[lozzyloz]

*Adrenaline shot anybody?*

[Brendan]

*Appears to be sipping on Domestos that was left behind by Dulwichmun?s au pair when she had her in to do straighten the place out last week*

[Brendan]

*Oh no. It?s just absinth.*

*Feels legs flirting with gelatony*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Do you like my Gingham frock?*

[Brendan]

Goes well with the ruby slippers Michael

*Mops his brow with an oversized red gingham handkerchief*

*is hit by a crumpled up piece of paper*

*Uncrumples paper *

*Reads ?Plagiarist! ? signed R. Rankin*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*This frock itches somewhat - wiggles nose and changes clothing into overalls*

*Starts to erect flood defences around the Quiet Room, you cant be too careful. The ornamental fish pond is starting to look rather full, I fear the Tiger Shark may escape*

*Stuffs Barry the Cowardly Lion into an an inflatable life vest*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Selfish swine. Nobody came to help me - with that thunderstorm yesterday it was only my hastily built flood defences that saved this Quiet Room!

http://www.usbr.gov/lc/hooverdam/images/C45-20485-L.jpg

The Tiger shark is safe in his pool and Barry the Lion is frolicking in the pool with the Tiger sha... oh arse!

"Barry - get out of there you pillock ... oops"

Cowardly and stupid then.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Dulwichmum, Georgia, AnnaJ - Barry the 3 legged cowardly lion needs medical attention.

Thank you.

[annaj]

Blimey. Summoned into the quiet room. This must represent stage 4 forumitis, what do you think Sean?

Where's this sickly lion then?