Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

I dont know what a granade is - clearly it goes BOOM to little effect.

Throws a GRENADE at Dracula's mother - made of silver and designed to create cross shaped shrapnel.

Settles back to watch the fun.

I do miss Mrs Dobbin, the newbies (aka the Reception Class) wont remember her and will be too busy twittering on about cigar butts and dog poo; but I remember her.

[dulwichmum]

OK so I cannot spell, but hey ho, a bomb is a bomb.

You are now more Michaela than Michael - I got you first...

Nah nah ne ne nah!

[KalamityKel]

::o such violence *hides*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Gathers up 'nads and by the magic of The Quiet Room re-attaches them. Applies VERY BIG plaster.

Collapses is fave chair, roots around in behind the cushion and finds a very ancient copy of Razzle - "Are there you are DM, in your youth on page 5 ....... and pages 6,7, 8 and 9. Before you met James, you needed the money, with a child to support. We understand. You were quite .... flexible back in your youth"

Violence and porn. Kel - this IS the Quiet Room.

[KalamityKel]

*bounces into room in a particularly happy mood and w8s for someone to ask her why* :)) :)) :))

[Keef]

*Notices Kel looking very chuffed, so makes a point of not asking just to see if she'll break*

[KalamityKel]

*continues to quietly hum happily to self* :p

[Michael Palaeologus]

Must be all the violence and porn.

[KalamityKel]

Well who knows wot the evening might bring :)) lol

[dulwichmum]

Come on then KalamityKel - whats the story.

Can I crack open a bottle in your honour?

[KalamityKel]

Well it's nothing terribly exciting to brag about and certainly I have to watch myself in the presence of my boss in case he goes getting ideas that I'm seeking employment elsewhere blah blah blah... but given as it's my own free time and I'm not offically representing my company but offering my professional skills to such an unorganised company (altho charging for the services) *breathes* do u really wanna know? Do ya? ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Come on then... spill!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Oh christ - just tell us.

I am losing the will to live.

[KalamityKel]

I'm off mixing wiv famous ppl this eve :))

[dulwichmum]

Who???

[Michael Palaeologus]

When you say "famous" as in former Beatles, past American Presidents, the Queen?

or

Soap stars and footie players?

[KalamityKel]

Big singers man!

[Keef]

What Gloria Gayner, Pavarotti, Barry White, The Big Bopper?

[KalamityKel]

Shirley Bassey :p

[KalamityKel]

*leaves room in hurry to do my thang* ;-)

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! Dame Shirley of Bassey!!!

How cool!

I think I shall dress up in honour... (it is not just the poppets that have dressing up outfits!)

[KalamityKel]

*sneeks back in coughing and sniffing suffering wiv a bad throat* Did ya miss me? ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

Course we did you big spender, you.

[KalamityKel]

Sadly it was a bit of a disappointing evening... y ppl with big voices in small venues find it a must to mic themselves up and have rubbish sound guys doing it too is beyond my logical understanding *sighs*

[KalamityKel]

*pops in* Did I leave my glass of water in here? :-S