Quiet room...

[dulwichmum]

Perhaps, but he has er... fingers the size of Tesco's finsest sausages - and I always find that sooo attractive in a man!

[Michael Palaeologus]

It is a medical corset for my bad back caused by the excessive demands of ... somebody.

Still, note how I bulge below the corset as well as above.

[KalamityKel]

I suppose the excessive erm... "bits" have to go somewhere :p

[dulwichmum]

Oh er... I feel nauseated now!

[KalamityKel]

*passes back the gin bottle* might need to get some more... or will Martini do?

[dulwichmum]

Here, I always carry a spare bottle in my handbag. I have ice cubes too, do you need lemon?

[SteveT]

I'm a lemon, I'm a lemon, jumps up and down excitedly waving arms.

shhhhhhh..........someone in far corner, winged chair, hisses.

After all this is a quiet room, in spite of those rustling people changing corsets.

[KalamityKel]

*turns page of book quietly*

[citizenED]

*furtively looks over KalamityKel's shoulder*

*Oooo..would not have had her down as a reader of that kind of novel....*

*mops brow - reaches for stiff drink*

[Keef]

*Walks in to quiet room for the first time in an age*

*Places single rose and a blueberry muffin on the arm of DM's chair with note saying "long time no see"*

*Throws open patio doors to reveal...*

http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/20/san_siro.jpg

*Pours large drink and feels excited about tonight's match*

[KalamityKel]

::o it's like rumaging around in the cupboard and accidentally stumbling into Narnia!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Here you go Kel

http://www.furcoatscanada.com/images/fur-coat-full-length-2a-009-w298.jpg

[KalamityKel]

awwww fanx PGC I hope that's long enuff to cover my bare feet ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Now we know where the ED cats have gone - Peckhamgatecrasher shame on you!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I can categorically state, there is more than one way to skin a cat. Experimenting with foxes next.

[SteveT]

Peckhamgatecrasher are you related to Cruella De Ville because if you are GOOD, we are inundated with cats foxes squirrels and other, demanding furry creatures of mammallian descent.

[dulwichmum]

Peckhamgatecrasher and SteveT!

Shame on the pair of you. I cannot believe what I am reading. If I hear anymore of this, the naughty step will be too good for you and I will toss the pair of you into the coal hole.

[Michael Palaeologus]

This from a woman with a whole walk in wardrobe dedicated to the products of exotic and rare creatures. That Panda skin coat suits you Madam.

[SteveT]

Oh no! not the coal hole, anything but the coal hole

Anything????

The coal hole.

[KalamityKel]

Careful ppl or Aslan will have something to roar about! ::o

[dulwichmum]

I am afraid that the coal hole it will be, and I may slap your legs too unless you apologise! Shame on you little man...

[Michael Palaeologus]

Along with a large number of cast off Au-pairs and formerly robust Tradesmen ...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Can't wait to meet the robust tradesmen. Throw me in DM.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Formerly robust PGC - they are drained, as men.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

shucks