Quiet room...

[woodie]

quiet room I think right for this. V interesting talk by sir ken robinson. nothing to do with anything on the thread. short ads either side.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Need me a stiff one - pass the gin. I've been out on the prairie a'huntin rats.

[KalamityKel]

is it terribly wrong to b looking at the rum bottle and considering taking upstairs to have in the bath? It's been one of those days!!! :(

[annaj]

Extremely wrong Kel.

Bathing in rum will cause stickiness and chaffing in some most uncomfortable places!

[SteveT]

What uncomfortable places annaj.............the kitchen or cellar?

[KalamityKel]

The rum in the bath report:

Not advisable to bathe in such substances if you have cuts, scratches, sores etc... stings like hell altho the fumes make ones head float quite nicely and you end up smelling like a Christmas Pudding :))

[SteveT]

Kel you are sounding delicious enough to make a grown man salivate, before christmas too;-)

[KalamityKel]

U want cream, custard or ice-cream with that? ;-)

*hopes Dom aint reading*

[Brendan]

*Opens door*

Good gods!

*Shuts door again looking embarrassed*

*Skulks off perplexed about pudding*

[annaj]

SteveT Wrote:

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> What uncomfortable places annaj.............the

> kitchen or cellar?

uncomfortable like the back of a Volkswagen...

*waits to see if that's a film reference anyone else will get*

[SteveT]

No! Don't geddit! What film?

I won't sleep tonight worrying about a film that I should have seen, I hope some one better informed will let me know.

[Brendan]

*Pops head back in*

Another Kevin Smith geek in here perchance?

[Moos]

This room gets weirder and weirder. DM and MP flirting in one corner, Kalam bathing in rum in another, and Steve T and Annaj debating film in a third, while Keef watches football in a fourth, and Brendan sneaks in and out. (I can only see 4 corners from here, but I bet there are loads more.)

*sits in 5th corner quietly, and slurps coffee noisily*

[KalamityKel]

*splashes rum out of bath in Moos' direction*

[Moos]

*catches at least some of the rum in her coffee, finds it improves the taste mightily*

Fank you very much! :))

[annaj]

A prize for Brendan!

That makes up for missing the Life of Brian / Not The 9'0'clock News one the other day ;-)

[Brendan]

I must confess to not being very well versed in Not the 9 O?clock News. I grew up in SA and it was never screened there.

O well I guess I?m here now.

*Shifts into black and white* (as an ?omage to Clerks this time as I?ve got over all that bogart stuff)

*Lights a cigarette*

*Leans against the wall that looks like the outside of a convenience store. Baseball cap on backwards*

*mutters ?skunk?? to anyone who passes too close*

[Michael Palaeologus]

We should listen to AnnaJ's cautionary words re the drink. Given her profession she knows all about alcohol.

[Brendan]

...excessive consumption of which will cause stickiness and chaffing in the back of a volkswagen.

[KalamityKel]

*sneezes*

[Brendan]

Bless you!

*Now soaked in rum*

[KalamityKel]

It's good stuff man! ;-)

[Brendan]

*puts a fresh cigarette in mouth*

*Strikes match*

*Goes up in flames*

[KalamityKel]

ooooo an excellent opportunity to try out my fire fighting skills *stands looking at selection of fire extinguishers wondering which one best to use*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Thanks for the light, Brendan.

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