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*Slams open the cupboard doors ? *


*Bursts out: resplendent in paisley dressing gown and weekend curlers, sporting a shadow of the 5 o?clock variety with fag in one hand and bottle of ED?s finest, locally-sourced Lambrini in t?other*


What the cock is everyone making so much noise in here for at this time on a Friday evening. Some of us are trying to achieve nirvana here, don?t-cha-know.


? the one in the corner that until recently was obscured by the decaying Christmas tree (but you knew that didn?t you)

What?!?


*Holds monocle up to his good eye and inspects the creature claiming heredity*


*Wonders if this has something to do with all that fuss with the supermodel and the safety pins back in the nineties*


oooh look a donkey?. and is that a painting or is Blackpool tower materialising in the background?

Michael! I sooo do not look like a donkey, how very dare you.


I am actually convinced that I can smell an animal in this room - have you brushed your fangs lately? Now everyone clear off while I get on with some damp dusting...



http://www.sajwebdesign.co.uk/images/dusting.jpg

Here you are darling Mr SteveT, why don't you give me a hand, I believe the litrene needs scrubbing...


I can't stand it if the privey is not sparkling and my cleaner is not answering my texts!


http://www.sebastianheroiu.com/_760x520_02-01/art_direction/domestos_portrait-a4.jpg

*pootles in*


*throws self on very enormous purple sofa and presses buttom on very enormous and clever purple sofa, electronic arm hands bagpuss ice cold beer....nice*


*thinks it been so long since i have been in the quiet room...closes eyes as stevet and DM walk by with marigolds, bleach and scourers in hand*


*prentends to be asleep, doesn't want to be roped into cleaning*

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