Quiet room...

[SeanMacGabhann]

* envies CitizenEd's prowess with a pen *

* worries about DM's glumness - is it the reason behind tday's sky ?*

* offers first of a new batch of H&G chocolates *

[dulwichmum]

Smiles at Mr MacGabhann, selects a chocolate from his stash. Plants grateful kiss on his nose.

DM

[mockney piers]

* Wanders into quiet room, shoos owls away from Keef's lazy boy, pours self a refreshing cuppa cha *

* pours one for DM, cheer up DM I know it's a bit gloomy, you'd never have seen Zeinab Badawi looking glum even during the worst reports *

[SeanMacGabhann]

* notices a lot of owls around these parts lately *

* if we're not careful.... *

[Fear 'n boozin]

*treads carefully.....can never be to sure when there be owls prowling.....*

[Fear 'n boozin]

I used to like Zena but wowey - I think I prefer Buffy these days.

[SeanMacGabhann]

* cringes *

[Ant]

*trips over an owl*

[SeanMacGabhann]

* this owl situation is getting out of hand - we are going to end up to our neck in owls if this continues *

[Fear 'n boozin]

eeeek

http://bottleofblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/owls.jpeg

Gets the heebie jeebies......

[Ant]

*is hit on the head by a flying pellet of recently-coughed-up indigestible mouse bits*

ewww...

[mockney piers]

* watches as a particularly sizeable eagle owl scoops up a passing corgi and makes off with it in an obvious protest at the mistreatment of animals *

* thinks, how odd *

[bagpuss78]

*mooches in, looks around slightly confused, there seems to be bird poo all over the place, has someone let in the pigeons again*

*sits down on slighly marred bean bag with large alcholic drink*

[dulwichmum]

Reaches into handbag, takes out enormous persian kitties - Beluga and Krug.

Whispers - "Go get them boys", texts Ana to bring vacuum cleaner and Mr Sheen...

Lets clean this place up!

[bagpuss78]

*looks slightly startled as Beluga drops slighlty mauled Tawny owl at feet*

[dulwichmum]

Thats my boy! Ana - plug in the vacuum cleaner!

[citizenED]

*passes DM nivea hand cream - poor DM all that manual labour!*

*impressed by no. of owls - Quiet Room good place for the noturnal*

*expects badger soon*

[TillieTrotter]

*walks in after days of absence to find the place running amok with animals - owls, badgers, whatever next?*

*Also notices that not alot of boozing going on today, come on people get baggy with it*

[dulwichmum]

Thanks CitizenEd for the handcream.

Observes from window as Ana tosses the last of the owl corpses onto skip outside in yard.

Summons cats who hop bag into handbag with Batdog.

Thinks to self - time for a latte...

[bagpuss78]

*Finally delivery of vast amounts of alcohol arrives*

*all is well in the quiet room again*

*Drinks*

[SeanMacGabhann]

except I can't touch the stuff

certain bad persons who frequent this room insisted on giving me brandy on top of wine and beer* today has not been easy *

(and I had a strange dream about zeinab badawi)

but don't let my winging stop you - have a great party

* raises glass of Andrew's to everyone in the room *

[Fear 'n boozin]

mmmmmm zeinab badawi

[Keef]

*Feels glad that fatigue meant leaving film night and going straight to bed last night!!!!!*

*Slumps in to Lazyboy, fed up with meetings and IT sessions with fools!!!!!!*

*Waves to DM*

*Applies foundation to face before adding full Alice Cooper face paint*

*Thinks "Mmmm black lace on sweat*

*Swigs from lage bottle of JD*

[bagpuss78]

*wafts some evil alcohol under seans nose*

"WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!"

*Hangs head in shame at display of evilness*

[TillieTrotter]

*Jumps up and down shouting (quietly) over here bagpuss*