The Crazy Nurse Of East Dulwich

[fish]

Well, wouldn't you if you were stuck in a bowl 24/7?

[capt_birdseye]

I'm sure my 3 second memory span would mean the boredom would be constantly alleviated. Or is that just goldfish? And Dory from Finding Nemo...

[Keef]

Dory is cool! >:D

[fish]

The typing Fish has developed a limp wrist.

[shambles]

i have a very strong sense of smell. fishy crazy nurse? one and the same being? perchance?

[fish]

Sorry to disappoint you - but 100 per cent no! I am not the Crazy Nurse of East Dulwich - and never have been or will be.

[fish]

I am sorry to disappoint you, but The Fish is not the crazy nurse of East Dulwich - never has been and never will be. No offence to said Nurse. This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth - 100 per cent!

[mockney piers]

is there an echo in lounge? Mark, did you put that extension on and forget to add a few soft furnishings?

Ooh look, I've just added some velour loungers and a divan.

[capt_birdseye]

I'm not Crazy Nurse either.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

[mockney piers]

I'm not Crazy Nurse and nor is my wife.

[fish]

What do you expect from a typing fish! Don't blame me, it's my genes - what was that about a three second memory? I am not the Crazy Nurse! "Ariston and on, and on, and on" and "all that jazz" and 'Everything But The girl' and 'Ground Hog Day' and - I am not the Crazy Nurse of East Dulwich! The Fish is beginning to get a complex, are you deliberately trying to confuse me? Do you want me to become The Crazy Fish Of East Dulwich'?

[mockney piers]

It does spring to mind that you should be very very wary around captain birdseye!!

Try not to look too tasty or as if a breaded crumb overcoat would suit you.

[fish]

One bite of me and he will self-destruct in a few seconds. My venom is lethal - and so is my breath!

[shambles]

do fish have venom? is this one of those facts that i should have known about all my life, like everyone else, but somehow alluded me? hate that....

[capt_birdseye]

It would spoil you internet fun if I lopped off your fingers fishy.

[Ant]

I am not crazy.

I am not a nurse.

I am not a norse.

Nor is my wife.

I think that covers everything.

[Keef]

I don't think I'm crazy. But then, would I know if I were? :-S

[fish]

This Fish has magical powers and is unique - and, also, possesses a really thick skin.

[Ant]

That'll be down to the scales, I'd imagine.

[fish]

Yeah, the scales of justice.

[Ant]

They must be a heavy burden.

[bald marauder]

Have to admit, I always thought there was something, well, fishy about 'fish'...

[fish]

Are you implying that I smell? It's not like I don't wash! Actually, I'm thinking of bringing out my own perfume - Eau de Fish - "Dab this on and cause a big stink" - nice.

[bald marauder]

crazy fish

[fish]

Cray Fish, actually.