fish Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 Well, wouldn't you if you were stuck in a bowl 24/7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I'm sure my 3 second memory span would mean the boredom would be constantly alleviated. Or is that just goldfish? And Dory from Finding Nemo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Dory is cool! >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 The typing Fish has developed a limp wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shambles Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 i have a very strong sense of smell. fishy crazy nurse? one and the same being? perchance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Sorry to disappoint you - but 100 per cent no! I am not the Crazy Nurse of East Dulwich - and never have been or will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 I am sorry to disappoint you, but The Fish is not the crazy nurse of East Dulwich - never has been and never will be. No offence to said Nurse. This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth - 100 per cent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 is there an echo in lounge? Mark, did you put that extension on and forget to add a few soft furnishings?Ooh look, I've just added some velour loungers and a divan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I'm not Crazy Nurse either.Just in case anyone was wondering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I'm not Crazy Nurse and nor is my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 What do you expect from a typing fish! Don't blame me, it's my genes - what was that about a three second memory? I am not the Crazy Nurse! "Ariston and on, and on, and on" and "all that jazz" and 'Everything But The girl' and 'Ground Hog Day' and - I am not the Crazy Nurse of East Dulwich! The Fish is beginning to get a complex, are you deliberately trying to confuse me? Do you want me to become The Crazy Fish Of East Dulwich'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 It does spring to mind that you should be very very wary around captain birdseye!!Try not to look too tasty or as if a breaded crumb overcoat would suit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 One bite of me and he will self-destruct in a few seconds. My venom is lethal - and so is my breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shambles Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 do fish have venom? is this one of those facts that i should have known about all my life, like everyone else, but somehow alluded me? hate that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 It would spoil you internet fun if I lopped off your fingers fishy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I am not crazy.I am not a nurse.I am not a norse.Nor is my wife.I think that covers everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I don't think I'm crazy. But then, would I know if I were? :-S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 This Fish has magical powers and is unique - and, also, possesses a really thick skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 That'll be down to the scales, I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Yeah, the scales of justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 They must be a heavy burden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bald marauder Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Have to admit, I always thought there was something, well, fishy about 'fish'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 Are you implying that I smell? It's not like I don't wash! Actually, I'm thinking of bringing out my own perfume - Eau de Fish - "Dab this on and cause a big stink" - nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bald marauder Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 crazy fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 Cray Fish, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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