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The very end when Nigel is being interviewed. He refers to working in a 'chapeau' shop, and I think (without playing the film) he's asked as to whether he could work in a shop as opposed to being in a group.


His reply is along the lines of "I don't know, what are the hours?"

Like many others, Tap has become part of my daily repertoire. I have gone through two VHSs and am now on the dvd (should last a while!). In my varied rock incarnations pride was taken in quoting the more obscure and appropriate lines for any given Tap-like on-the-road situations. BTW, Nige doesn't actually say 'Don't touch it' in the guitar scene.


Sorry to be greedy, but for starters:


'Watch his mouth.'

'Too MUCH f*cking perspective!'

'Civilisation! Where'd I put this?'

'I'm joking, of course.'

many of my favourites already chosen - but I do like

"In D minor which I always find is really the saddest of all keys."


also on the DVD commentary which they all do "in character" there is a great scene where the manager first arrives at the hotel and they start laying into him saying things like "look a' 'im - he fought 'e was the fifth Tap"


or some such

Sean got mine with the D Minor / Lick my love pump scene!


My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo >:D<


Oh sod it,


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

That's what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read


My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo


Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?


I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day

You know what I mean


My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah


Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?

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