Damn those Pesky Foxes!

[hillcourtcouple]

Thank you chartwell for the link to Southwarks veiw on trapping foxs... I'm horrified we could be outside the law in our approach to the pest problem. Needless to say we wont be using that method again however successful it was. We are far more worried of turning into the pariah of the district. Not twenty minutes ago while queing in Somerfields two women slightly ahead of me were saying how disgusted they were at the thought of what the poor foxs had been subjected to and what she would like to do if she had the chance. Her language was less than christian paricularly as between them they had three small children looking wide eyed and upset. I was so red faced I had to leave the que pretending I'd forgotten something. As for the pit thing, it was'nt really a pit. It was just a hole our cleaner agreed to dig for a little extra money. She had no problem with what we were doing and said where she comes from they did much the same thing or just shot them (shes from Kuznetsk, Russia). I can assure all in the forum we will never do anything like this again and as my partner is now a dab hand with a catapult and ballbarings we certainly have no need.:-$

[goodgrief]

Dont beat yourself up over it hillcourt couple. Lots of people get senti-mental when furry things get the chop. Where did you get your catapult from?

[dulwichmum]

Dear Hillcourtcouple,

Was that you behind me just then in Somerfield? You should just count yourselves lucky I didn't have my catapult and ballbearings with me! Grrrrrrrrrrr

To think I was standing just inches from you - I was the tall slim figure in the mink coat and white rimmed sun glasses.

[Chartwell]

Hillcourtcouple, at least you have shown remorse for the South African answer to pest control...and perhaps switch to Ocado online from now on!

DM - mink? Really?!

[dulwichmum]

Dear Chartwell,

It's machine washable, what do you think?

[Huguenot]

Oooh, DM, you are spiky today - well I guess it's an important issue knowing that you're a bit of a fox yourself ;-)

PS - Was that really you in the shop earlier..? That's really funny!

[Chartwell]

Dear dulwichmum,

Was that a swipe from a moc croc handbag I felt? I didn't think it could possibly be true...and so pleased that you are able to throw it in the wash should anyone splash it with any undesirable liquid thinking it fox fur! Afterall Lordship Lane is harbouring lynchers of non-respecters of Fantastic Mr Fox!

Chartwell

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr Chartwell,

My handbags are a different issue. Always the real McCoy! It is a blind passion of mine...

[Chartwell]

Dear dulwichmum,

You are truly a woman of exquisite taste. I can only imagine what rare and exciting skins your shoes must be made of.

Chartwell

[lilly123]

omg at least foxy locky keeps rats away so i prefere foxy rather than rats